Emm

it is i. emm. 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟TROUT ATTACK i um. i have a ko-fi too i guess. go check it out.

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New pin time, I guess…

Hiya, I’m AyoItsYoEmm. People usually just call me Emm though.

Uh.

I write stuff on AO3 under the same handle as my user. Primarily Touhou-related stuff. I’m also the same guy that’s currently writing Touhou Genshisai over there.

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what the hell is going on WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES A GODDAMN EOSD REMAKE. WHAT THE HELL. DUDE. WITH ENGLISH TRANSLATION TOO. WHAT.

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that being said i DID greatly enjoy the new content, hits the same if not better than the base game as is

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somehow, i beat the gensokyo odyssey laundromat mode by grinding the 25 million before the patch came out that reduced the cost.

so i may have just wasted several hours of my time for no reason, truly, it is an experience

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got gensokyo odyssey whilst it was on sale and sent it to like 8 friends for shits and giggles solely because i could

it definitely was a fucking fangame thats all i can say about it, genuinely the first time i have EVER felt overstimulated playing a game. it was fun. i like it.

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if there's anything i want to one day do after graduating, its to use my architecture degree to study the concept of various buildings that're known to exist in touhou

...i wonder if anyone's actually tried to elaborate on fictional architecture before? definitely a niche thing

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if there’s anything I’ve noticed it’s that blonde touhou characters tend to have some absurd tomfuckery going on around them or just have absurdly powerful abilities for some reason (see: flandre)

that aspect is really funny to me for some reason

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megumu iizunamaru is a very handsome lady and seeing her on my feed will make me explode

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having ideas of what i want to write but not having the drive to write is one of the most infuriating feelings ever. i am filled with five yottajoules of malice whenever this feeling occurs

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yknow one of my favourite touhou headcanons is that chimata's hair and cape background changes in proportion to the current time of day

like, early evening and she has that orange in her hair as the suns starting to set👀

this also implies you can use chimata as a clock

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I find it really funny but also annoying that how whenever someone does one of those Touhou parenting tier lists they ALWAYS SOMEHOW forget that the yamanba are canonically known for raising lost children. I refuse to believe they’re anything below being a great parent.

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im so unemployed dude holy shit i love this game so much

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did the extremely funny thing of sending 5 people on my steam friends list lobotomy corporation whilst having the profile of 'lesbian ayin' solely because it was on sale

im such a good friend.

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i still look back on the first ariyui fic i wrote every now and then. there’s certainly things i could have done better with it, but it *was* an experimental work with an experimental writing style to begin with, so i’m pretty satisfied with how it turned out still

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i love my online friends very dearly i would literally do anything they told me and would do anything for them if given the chance. one of my sanctuaries in this cruel, cold world

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i just sent someone $135 on steam as part of committing to an insanely funny bit for literally no reason otherwise. i love messing with friends for literally zero reason

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as divine mandate (icefairy) has dictated, i now know what i will be dedicating my mind and body to for the. um. next Unpredictable Amount Of Time (I'm Bad At Estimating)

that is to say, yuiari will come. Eventually. Maybe.

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sometimes, whenever I post, I feel like a little bug on a leaf that gets passively observed from afar but so unremarkable its like I don't exist. such is an example of a good life on this platform.

to simply exist without being overly noticed. how joyful

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seeing keiki turns my brain off for a minute and makes me do highly illogical things for brief periods

keiki haniyasushin the character that you are i love you so dearly

on a related note her sprites are funny because she has two exhales and one is just. Green?? like yeah sure

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free will is an exceptional superpower to have and i am going to use it to its fullest extent. nobody can stop me

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i wish i was kidding by the way why did past me think this was a good idea this is HELL

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i have a google doc thats like. 250k+ words long and it makes my phone lag like all hell whenever i open it

this is the curse of what happens when you compile one half of a story into a single doc, and whenever it crashes on my pc i have to wait for 700+ pages to load again