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duck

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I don't even care that this post got plagued with bots, I made out with the maid of honor and we fell in love.

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Wedding fit

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Wedding fit

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@kityphrenic You being precious pisses me off.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[touching a dead rabbit) I will mourn you.. [phone rings, I accept the call on my Bluetooth earpiece with the same hand] Talk to me

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We're driving
I'm in passenger
I crank my head to the right and quick as possible
Have I seen:
A) An old but reasonably sized van that home a small family
B) The fattest and sexiest colored woman you've ever seen
C) Dog
This test is worth half your grade.

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@kityphrenic

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Just had unprotected gay sex out the side of an SUV in a parking lot for the first time, kinda baller

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@kityphrenic Make them rue the day you were born with these genitalia

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@kityphrenic Fairy bug or poison fairy

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Years of grunt work has scarred my hands to the degree of a 14 year old railroad miner from the 1820's

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@kityphrenic I want these sped up to an incomprehensible degree

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So jaded I don't even flip the pillow to the cold side anymore... it's just going to get warm again

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@kityphrenic This man liked this post for an amazing reason

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I’ll never forget the time an interviewer asked Johnny Knoxville about the homoerotic subtext in Jackass and he got mad at them for calling it subtext.

[Rudi Edsall @RudiEdsall]

Simply the greatest short form video of all time

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@rinnystarr *wiped

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

I smoke weed at work so I don’t murder my boss

[K @Ayo__K__]

Never have I ever thought a concept was so needless.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New look at the Backrooms in the ‘BACKROOMS’ movie.