Nifemikanbai

Jollof maker extraordinaire 😌. YouTube Channel:

[BODE @neverelent]

I'm a very useless enemy, you go just dey fight alone.

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

My wife texted me from work…

Her…Are you watching that new serial killer documentary on Netflix?

Me…I am…just started episode 3

Her…Great, pause it at 21 minutes and 8 seconds

Me…Ok, paused, it’s at the crime scene in the living room

Her…Right! Do you see the blood spatter on the wall near the fireplace?

Me…Yeah, it’s pretty gruesome

Her…Look just to the left of the fireplace mantle…do you see where the natural light is hitting the wall?

Me…Yes

Her…That’s the exact shade of sage green I want for the guest bathroom

[exodia . @rarestofall_]

having big boobs makes you look bigger than you are fr

[Nifemikanbai @AyodeleFolasay1]

@FeiyanXie No 4, he was comfortable holding her.

[Chiamaka Nwakalor-Egemba @chef_amakaa]

We have spent years being told it is “just a period problem” while our skin, our weight, our mood, and our energy were all falling apart. Today, the medical world finally admitted you were right.
PCOS is now PMOS.

[Nifemikanbai @AyodeleFolasay1]

@PulseNigeria247 😂😂😂I love it ‼️

[Madesse @LadyCharrr1]

Not having your own money as a woman.

[𝐉𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐱𝐱✝️ @JudexxBG]

Seeing Jason Statham walking on the street hits hard. A man living a luxury life now looking like just another random guy on the road… fame really humbles everyone eventually.🤦‍♂️

[Adelanke @prettyaholicc]

Women are doing great things and I’ll be one of them.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Girl to girl: make sure to enjoy your 30s; they’re your HOTTEST years.

[Softboy @softboywin]

I be in my apartment like wow. Thank you God- I’m able to buy food, pay my rent, keep the lights on and the water running. I just be so grateful. Idk

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

I’m getting a car in 2026. I don’t even have the money right now 😂 but this will be proof of the miracle God makes happen.

[V🦂 @vxprada]

liked, SAVED and recorded in my mind 📝

[OMIDAN ÀBẸ̀NÍ ✨ @AbeniAde_]

This is such a game changer!!!

[Yetunde Omobolanle✨ @Divayetty1]

If you asked me whether I’m a mommy’s girl or a daddy’s girl… I’d tell you I’m neither. I’m no one’s girl. I’m just the child who was there.

But if you asked me on a deeper level…

[📸 9¾ Bruce Cares △⃒⃘🐝 @Bruce_Cares]

I just Googled “Flores el patron” and found out that when one or more parents have passed, someone arranges for you to receive this service on your birthday. Now I’m sobbing uncontrollably because this is so sweet and so kind. *sniffs* She held on longer than I did omg! 🥹🥹🥹

[Yetunde Omobolanle✨ @Divayetty1]

How to become dangerously smarter as a woman:

[THE KINE 🌕🖤 @asher_kine]

and this is how I spent valentines. 💌

[Dr Scarface📍🩺 @king_pearxe]

For those of us who just want a simple garden wedding
May God be with us

[Nifemikanbai @AyodeleFolasay1]

@BeezyMcGee I knowwww😂. As soon as I use any of the products, I try to replace them. It's always lovely seeing the relief on their faces.