Stickyrice🍚

Coppin State University 🇯🇲🇳🇬. instagram: Sticky_rice3

[Stickyrice🍚 @Ayoola_O]

This girl really said I’m free Sunday lmaooo and now you’re a babysitter #thepitt

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Notice how she got rejected and didn’t hit him, insult him, or kill him

[Chigozie Obi @ChigozieObi_]

Zeus is the villain in every story he’s in

[ali | silo spoilers @evialivea]

“you can only one bring one luxury into the silo… what are you bringing?”

“you free?”

ok rebecca fergayson CONTROL IT

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Someone asked which state has the WORST men… this girl gone say “the United” 😭😭😭

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

I have never run faster in my life 😭

[💗 @ma1ybe]

I was about to go to the bathroom, so I pulled a tampon out of my purse. My male coworker looked at it and said, “Wait… you use tampons?” I said, “Yeah, why?” He immediately made a face and said, “Those are so gross. I don’t get how women can put those inside themselves.” I asked, “What’s so gross about them?” He said, “They go inside you and come out covered in blood.” I said, “So is it the blood that’s gross, or the fact that they go in a vagina?” He paused and admitted it was because they go in a vagina. I looked at him and said, “You know what else goes in a vagina? A penis.” He just stared at me. I shrugged and said, “Exactly. And boys never seem to stop talking about those.”Funny how a vagina only becomes “gross” when it’s associated with women’s health.

[ً @americanreqiuem]

zendaya's ring comes with a man who actually loves & respects her and doesn't humiliate her all the time in public 😭

[Dim @hellodimeji]

One of the hardest decisions I've ever had to make 😑

[River of 🏚️twt @Ivyr1ver]

WHAT THEEE FUCK OMG 😭

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Knowing that cats have excellent night vision, and then realizing that if they step on your face in the middle of the night, it's a decision

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

my favorite part of the bible is when jesus, instead of telling women how to dress, tells men to gouge out their eyes and cut off their hands if they’re not capable of controlling themselves.

[Hendrix @Reaver___]

nigga like me would've paid attention

[Evan Solo🎈 @evansolott]

Marvel memes are so back😭

[D r. S u e ñ o @DrSleep88]

Me acabo de enterar que mis compañeros de trabajo se burlan de mis tweets, en especial el Dr. Bermúdez que tiene una amante desde hace 2 años y un hijo con ella, si nos vamos a reír, nos reímos todos

[FANTA SIPPER🍹💶👸 @Anambra_girl]

I have a family friend that was married only for 5 days, her ex husband slapped her over a minor disagreement, she left immediately and went back to her parents.

The next day her family came to pack her stuff from his house, she is happily married now to another man.

[Nathan ✰ @Just1Nathann_]

My sister called to tell me her friends removed her from their group chat because she got back with her ex.

I acted surprised, but deep down I loved what they did. They must’ve had enough. 😂😂

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

just heard my wife threaten my daughter with holding her back in age, not letting her turn 7 (because daughter’s been delinquent in a responsibility). she was looking at my wife kind of scared, like, “i didn’t even know you could do that.” and i’m looking at my wife the same way

[Liza @Li33aaa]

At the family barbecue my cousin’s husband kept joking that “period mood swings are just an excuse to be a bitch.” His 13-year-old daughter finally said, “Dad, when you have a kidney stone you cry and everyone brings you ice packs. When Mom has endometriosis she still packs your lunch. Sit down.” The table went quiet so fast you could hear the burgers sizzle.

[pasiem kone na betóne @Sabrina45X]

I love shaming rude people in public. The guy in front of me at the train station ticket window was raising his voice and I just went "ugh imagine it was your husband yelling at a teenage cashier" to the lady standing behind me and he suddenly knew how to speak like an adult.

[nadroj @_jordansimone]

the neighbor asking “want me to hold your baby?” is the messiest part 😭