i like to blow glass, skateboard, rap, and collect shoes. I was on tv, but I'm way cooler in real life. LISTEN TO WU-TANG CLAN and don't trust a drake fan
First dates are tight and all but I like that first good bye a lot. Nothing romantic or anything, it just feels good to walk away and rip that fart you had held inside for 4 hours! 💨
@Jdate I knew it was harder to find Jewish women in Seattle, but do I have to pay $60 a month to do so?!? Oyyy veh this app used to be free and still I never got any matches lol
GIVEAWAY for the adidas heads! One of our followers will win this promo package for the adidas Deerupt.
1. LIKE this tweet
2. Reply with your shoe size
3. RETWEET
Must be in U.S. and be following us. Giveaway ends 10/23 at MIDNIGHT Eastern Time.
I want to buy a new iPhone, any of them, just to put it in my @Vitamix. Blend it til it's dust. Would anyone like to see that type of destruction? Android users?