Ayusman Chatterjee

Football:beer::love:life

[Arjun* @mxtaverse]

Based tbh. She won by promising to change name of her place from Alinagar to Sitanagar and should only focus on that. People get what they vote for!

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Ralf Rangnick publically detailed what United needed to do to rebuild and get back on top of English football. He even gave them a long list of available players who are now at City, Atletico, Chelsea, Bayern etc. What did United do with that info? Sacked him

[The Rebel @TheRebel_IN]

🚨BREAKING :
Ashneer Grover Brutally EXPOSE BJP 🔥🔥

In 14 years, India built one real tech the world actually respects.
UPI.

And now Modi sarkar wants to put a price tag on it.

Godi media softens the blow.
“Affordability.” “Sustainability.” “Market logic.”

Ashneer’s reply hits harder:
If everything must be charged…
start paying ₹500 for breathing air.

You sold UPI as Atmanirbhar pride.
Now you want rent from every chai payment.

This is not reform.
This is killing the one working product with a taxman’s smile.

Build nothing.
Then bill the one thing that worked. 🗿💸😭🔥

[Rare Truth @raretruth777]

Local media downplaying Bengaluru cancer drug scam.

That’s how deep it goes.

[BesuroTansen @TrikaTriggered]

Mainstream dehatification of Bengal 🤮

[Arvind Sharma @sarviind]

सड़कों पर गड्ढे, सीवरेज और ड्रेनेज पर वीडियो बनाकर सरकार की पोल खोलोगे तो "आतंकवादी" घोषित करके गिरफ्तार कर लिया जाएगा!

संतोष पंडित की कहानी से सबक लेने का वक्त आ गया है दोस्तों!

[The DeshBhakt 🇮🇳 Akash Banerjee @TheDeshBhakt]

This is torture on live TV
If @Subhashgarg1960 had thrown any more facts at her - this @ndtv intern-anchor would have burst out in tears.
Imagine, trying to counter the former Finance Secretary, by lecturing him on the 'sanctity' of Govt numbers🤦🏻‍♂️

[Joy @Joydas]

Watch Train wreck in Slow Motion. Just look at the NDTV Anchors face. From when she realised things going downhill. She started furiously texting. Then she got instructions to get aggressive. Her tone changes. She also gulps when she realises it’s not working

[Veronica Ω @VeronicaOnX]

There is no way acceptable. Madarch@ds have made life as an Indian a living hell abroad with their behaviour

[Piyush Rai @Benarasiyaa]

In UP's Bahraich, an SHO was seen carrying an injured woman to hospital. No idea why he couldn't use the police van tailing him to reach the hospital quickly.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Scored 18 Premier League goals at 37 and was labelled a problem because he was supposedly “holding back” the progress of the young players.

Since he left and the young players were free to develop:

- Greenwood ended up at Fenerbahce
- Absolutely nobody wants to sign Rashford
- Jadon Sancho is a free agent at 26
- Elanga ended up at Newcastle

Since Ronaldo left, not a single United player has managed to score 18 Premier League goals.

It’s sad how United fans are actually allergic to great players.

[Sucheta Dalal @suchetadalal]

This happens when you visit Vietnam, Indonesia, Malaysia too

[𝗬𝗼𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 @ImYorker93]

The dehat has finally taken over the national highways.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

As the buzz around the Jantar Mantar protest dies down, Madhya Pradesh is back in the news.

SDM Ram Niwas of Panna district ordered two mobile covers worth ₹120 from Flipkart.

When the delivery boy arrived with the sealed package, the SDM opened it and found only one mobile cover instead of two. Rather than raising a complaint with Flipkart, he allegedly abused the delivery boy and demanded an immediate refund.

The delivery boy dared to tell His Lordship that that's not how e-commerce works. He explained that the parcel was sealed, that it was likely a packing or logistics error, and that the proper course was to raise a complaint with Flipkart, which would handle the resolution through its return process.

His Lordship took offense at being told how the process worked. He allegedly called the police, and the delivery boy was reportedly arrested under Section 151 of the BNSS.

(Source: Aaj Tak)

[Suhasini Haidar @suhasinih]

As India watches, US destroys Chabahar.

[Uday @CoderYouDie]

I really love the way India solves its problems

-Scientists are resigning? Make rules tight so they can't resign

-Exam papers are leaking? Ban Telegram

-Roads have potholes? Say that you will bring flying busses

-Someone doing hunger strike on paper leak issue? call him anti-national

[Ahmet @kafadooo]

2010, Sneijder Şampiyonlar ligi alıyor, Iniesta Dünya Kupası alıyor ama gol sayısı daha fazla diye Messi ballon dor kazanıyor

2011, Ronaldo Messi'den daha fazla gol atıyor ama bu sefer de Şampiyonlar ligi önemli diye Messi ballon dor alıyor

2012, Ronaldo Messi'den daha fazla kupa kazanıyor ama kural yine Messi için değişip gol sayısı fazla olduğu için Messi ballon dor alıyor

2019, Salah ve Van Dijk harika bir Şampiyonlar ligi sezonu geçiriyor, Alisson Becker hem Şampiyonlar ligi hem Copa America kazanıyor ama gol sayısına bakarak yine Messi’ye ödül veriliyor

2021, kural yine değişiyor, Lewandowski gol sayısı olarak lider ama Copa America kazandığı için ödül Messi'ye veriliyor

2023, 2010 yılında önemi olmayan Dünya Kupası bu sefer önem kazanıyor Ve Manchester City'de hem Premier Lig hem de Şampiyonlar Ligi kazanan Haaland yerine ballon dor Messi'ye veriliyor

2026 ⌛

[Iker Casillas @IkerCasillas]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 mete el gol y se va atrás. Planteamiento cobarde. No han salido del área y han permitido a 🇦🇷 llegar más. Sucede lo lógico.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Ujjain, Madhya Pradesh.

The bridge on the right is the Wakankar Bridge. Since it was getting old, it was decided to construct a new bridge "parallel to it", a standard engineering practice.

However, as per a report by Dainik Bhaskar the new bridge (left) was tilted by 30 to 35 degrees during construction, allegedly going against the approval. This drastic mid-project change was made allegedly to protect private land owned by influential individuals, extending the bridge's length by nearly 100 meters.

This modification has triggered a costly domino effect on local public infra. The new 35-degree alignment now cuts directly through the center of a ₹2.5 crore Smart City parking lot built just four years ago, effectively ruining the facility. Consequently, the Smart City team must now find alternative land to replace the parking space, while the total project cost has climbed to nearly ₹65 crore.

Following the backlash, the Chief Engineer of Setu Nigam has promised an on-site inspection to investigate the revised design and hold the responsible officials accountable.