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[HB•RAINEY™️ @RaineyOvalle]

Piccolo this, Thragg that

And I have yet to see a single post about the most underrated aura farmer of all time.

[Ultra-Pasteurized @AyyLance]

Get on the timeline to @wilty_stilty slander 🙃

Time to log off again.

The Big Dipper scored a 100.

That’s facts

[Ultra-Pasteurized @AyyLance]

@OfficiallyIce Lmao. He’s got a dozen + recorded games over 65 points. Why exactly didn’t he score a 100? In a game he was actually hitting free throws?

I need real reasons you believe this?

[Ultra-Pasteurized @AyyLance]

IMI can suck a dick

[Ultra-Pasteurized @AyyLance]

@Southside_Gunn Most fall the White Rap Traps….only a few avoid those. Not even the ones you mentioned.

[Ultra-Pasteurized @AyyLance]

Hate to be That Guy.

But it’s clear skies atm at the bus stop. But there are literally 7 aircraft’s visible at this moment all leaving trails behind them.

It’s better not be a hazy overcast in an hour 😉lol

[Mikey Murphy ✍🏿 @Mikey441]

Did they apologize to Evan Turner yet?

[Ultra-Pasteurized @AyyLance]

🤣🤣🤣 she got a point

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Mother tells her son he can’t have Anthony Edwards shoes because he is a deadbeat father

[Ultra-Pasteurized @AyyLance]

@BiasedHouston lol come on man. Steph is special but this is the biggest reach I’ve seen in the TL today

[Ultra-Pasteurized @AyyLance]

@KendrickPerkins @NBAonTNT Lmao now do @SHAQ 🧐

[Ultra-Pasteurized @AyyLance]

Who the fuck told everyone that you Must consume milk and eggs. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[Ultra-Pasteurized @AyyLance]

Big Dipper stats at this point 😳

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

THE JOKER DROPS THE FIRST EVER 30-20-20 GAME IN NBA HISTORY 😱🤯

UNBELIEVABLE 🃏🔥

[MoundLore @MoundLore]

Here’s where it gets wild:
•The Great Pyramid’s base covers 13.1 acres.
•Monks Mound? 14 acres—larger.

Yet Monks Mound was built without stone. Just soil, clay, and sand—22 million cubic feet of it. All moved by hand.

How? And why?

[MoundLore @MoundLore]

What if I told you there’s a massive pyramid in the U.S. that’s bigger at its base than the Great Pyramid of Giza— yet almost no one talks about it?

It wasn’t built by the Egyptians. Nor any civilization you’ve heard of in school.

So who really built Monks Mound? (🧵1/7)🧵

[Ultra-Pasteurized @AyyLance]

@joerogan actually had @IanCarrollShow on?! Unbelievable. No way Joe can Keep ignoring IT now

[Ultra-Pasteurized @AyyLance]

We really trying to say Empathy is a bad thing? Lmao what?! @elonmusk

[Mike Leslie @MikeLeslieWFAA]

February 1st - Mavs trade Luka Doncic to Lakers
February 2nd - Nico Harrison's press conference
February 4th - Luka Doncic introduced by the Lakers
February 4th - Mavs trade Quentin Grimes to 76ers
February 7th - Mavs introduce Anthony Davis
February 8th - Anthony Davis debuts, dominates, then gets hurt
February 9th - Dirk Nowitzki attends Luka's Lakers debut
February 9th - Mavs eject fans for saying "Fire Nico"
February 12th - SMU student section chants "Fire Nico" with Harrison in attendance
February 15th - Mavs assistant Darrell Armstrong arrested for aggravated assault
February 21st - the infamous Mavs music video with players edited out
February 21st - Dirk talks for first time, to the Ticket, and talks about how 'weird' all of this has been
February 25th - Luka makes debut against Mavs and leads Lakers to a victory with a triple-double
February 28th - New Luka Doncic mural unveiled in Dallas
March 1st - Quentin Grimes scores 44 points for the 76ers
March 3rd - Mavs raise season ticket prices 8%
March 3rd - Kyrie Irving goes down with a knee injury, heroically stands in to knock down both free throws, but then leaves the game
March 4th - Kyrie Irving officially diagnosed with a torn ACL in left knee, ending his 2024-25 season

I can't think of a timeline worse for a single team in a very long time. Absolute insanity, from the word go until now.

[Ultra-Pasteurized @AyyLance]

This is insane🤣🤣🤣

Same man who fumbled the @Nike Steph curry deal.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Dallas Mavericks general manager Nico Harrison on Kyrie Irving: "His work ethic and absolute dedication to his craft, it’s cut from the cloth of greats. I know it, I lived it, and I see the same ferocity and passion in him that I saw in Kobe."

Full statement:

[Ultra-Pasteurized @AyyLance]

Country Rap is assss….but the boy Brodnax is different

[Ultra-Pasteurized @AyyLance]

Chill Theo 😅

[Johnny @j00ny369T]

This hits deep.