Stephen Ray

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[Stephen Ray @AyyStayban]

@RiotFest This year is a fucking embarrassment.

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Why would Lindsay Ellis do this

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#SinnersMovie is a moving morality tale about how the Irish are not to be trusted.

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So this means we get to storm the Capitol, right?

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JD Vance really seems like the kind of guy who tried to do a Kamehameha as a kid and never emotionally recovered when it didn’t work.

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JD Vance seems like the type of dude to tie his shoes without bending at the knees.

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Kinda crazy how old Trump is, right?

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This looks like when your uncle’s favorite 70s band hires a new lead singer after their original one died.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Had a great time catching up with a few good friends.

Together, we will beat Donald Trump.

[Stephen Ray @AyyStayban]

7-0 in the bottom of the 2nd. Are the @Dodgers are the Tesla Cybertruck of baseball?

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@DarkHorseTennis Sign me up, man

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@DarkHorseTennis Seriously. Lol I’m at the point where a push is a win in my book. At least I didn’t lose money on it. Take another swing tomorrow. Let’s goooo.

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@DarkHorseTennis Reddit will be Reddit. Thanks for the picks. Back to the winning ways tomorrow.

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@peterlewis_jpg Maybe, assuming the craziness of it all dies down. But if people are gonna keep leaving garbage and shit all over it, I dunno that putting it in a park solves the problem.

I did see a suggestion to move it to the Art Institute, and that’d be amazing lol

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Y’all couldn’t fucking behave and now the #chicagorathole is gonna go away. Next time we have a cool, funny thing, don’t be fucking weirdos about it.

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@peterlewis_jpg Needed to leave around 7 AM for my flight yesterday morning. There was a 30 minute wait for a train to Ohare at the California stop. I took an Uber. Absurd.

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@PatMcAfeeShow So this is what “checking him” looks like? Lol yinz are a fucking joke. Pat’s gargling his nuts for using a four syllable word and pretending this rambling nonsense makes sense. What a shitshow. Pat should be embarrassed to be so supplicant to this moron.

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The @Pirates split a four game series with the @Braves and this might be the worst thing to happen to Atlanta since William Tecumseh Sherman visited.

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Horrifying a death as it is, there’s something inspiring about how the Titanic is still killing rich people a century later.

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@shannonnagains @united Sure is. Tough to do when my axes didn’t come on the flight with me 😕

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So excited to be going to Toronto for the #IATC, but would be better if @united hadn’t lost my bag basically totally screwing me for the entire tournament. Will never United fly again.