STR

I’m in the clouds you’re on the ground☁️🏳️‍🌈

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

you have ONE good game on COD n yo next lobby filled wit actual navy seals

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

Are you crying?
Me: No
Look at me
Me:

[cassie @cassiee1919]

might dress as a vape this halloween so he’ll care if he loses me

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

instead of texting "on my way" ima just send this

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

arriving to the party when everyones drunk af already.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

facebook hall of fame

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

me when the restaurant brings out bread for the table

[Rekz @rekzz17]

The biggest plot twist in anime

[Dr Umar Burner Account @NoCxntextDrUmar]

The black one is called a killer

The white one is called great

🤔

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

when an evil witch puts a curse on gordon ramsey, turning him into a rat, and can only be broken by true loves kiss… instead of looking for love, he just accepts he’s a rat now, and makes hell’s kitchen for rats, but only remy from ratatouille applies:
https://t.co/LzyN2uLtzv

[One Forty One @JaxenMullenax]

“Straight” men will suck a vape dry over the course of a day but won’t suck even ONE dick. Grow up.

[Brady @pebbut]

british people can finally stop faking their accent and talk normally

[John Summit @johnsummit]

there is no such thing as casual drinking it’s all or nothing