Jabberwocky

Irony, memes, and anything libertarian. We must tolerate and celebrate intolerance.

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It's finally friday....here are a dozen funny jokes....enjoy....

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Behold the Buzz Job — when she’s giving you head while riding her vibrator like it’s a goddamn jackhammer.
She’s multitasking harder than a mom on school mornings.
Peak bedroom efficiency unlocked.
Who else is making this the new standard? #BuzzJob 😂⚡

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@MarkHalperin Much more important element was widespread democratic ballot harvesting. All those homeless people will sell their mail-in ballot vote for a snickers bar.

[Hunter Ash @ArtemisConsort]

The Nowak case clearly highlights that we need to stop treating racism as an ~infinite evil, not because Nowak was racist (no evidence of this) but because any time you create a social superweapon like accusations of racism are now, it’ll be misused horribly.

What is racism? Ask 10 people and you’ll get 12 opinions. Historically, it meant someone who treats people badly in interpersonal interactions because of their race. Which is just, like, kinda annoying and slightly boorish. It’s not the apocalypse. There are many personal traits that are equally or more annoying.

Now the definition has been ludicrously expanded to include a bunch of things even less objectionable than that, including belief in very plausible scientific claims and policy preferences that were near-universal for almost all of human history.

Racism just isn’t a big deal. We have to take it off its pedestal. If Nowak had said something racist, it would morally change exactly nothing about the horror of what happened to him. He didn’t, but I feel over-focusing on that distracts from the fact that it wouldn’t matter if he had.

Murder is worse than racism. Hell, shoplifting is worse than racism. Enough. Who cares.

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@2waytvapp @MarkHalperin So funny. If there is one thing we have learned is Trump ALWAYS outperforms the polls. Yet Mark Halperin keeps quoting those same polls.

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@GM_NY_Sports @ZackBlatt Tweet of the year!!

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@MaxTGoodman Mediocre offense?? What Mets team have you been watching? Felix Millan could hit cleanup for this team.

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The would be White House Donald Trump assassin was clearly insane. Everyone knows that Jesus was white.

https://t.co/7Mg5XasRJ3

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@BenVolin Your are clown show little Ben.

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@perkmaybe Hello

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@JonHeyman I would rather have Mauricio or cash considerations playing than that commie Lindor.

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@liamgallagher How is the new OASIS music coming along?

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@liamgallagher New OASIS album says what?

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@GlenMatlock Gonna get it. Love Clem and really enjoyed the International Swingers.

On a separate note, any chance for some new Sex Pistols tunes with Mr. Carter?

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@mrmikebones Such an underrated band and song. BAD were great.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

The DOJ has ONE WEEK left to charge Anthony Fauci for the worst cover-up in modern medical history.

He lied to Congress about funding gain-of-function research in Wuhan. Millions died. Trillions were spent. And Fauci walked away with book deals and fawning media coverage instead of handcuffs. I re-upped my criminal referral to the DOJ because the evidence is overwhelming, and justice has been delayed long enough.

RT if you’re ready to see Fauci behind bars.

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@StoneJAlex @sep16000 I wonder if she shaves her armpits?

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These Major Restaurant Chains Are Closing Locations In 2026.

It is the insanity of the minimum wage. Tesla is rolling out the Optimus robots later this year. The robots can do everything a low motivated teenager can do. And it will do it without stealing or eating the food.

https://t.co/ZCCilMNS9L via @YouTube

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@opqoasis @oasis @liamgallagher The Sex Pistols of course

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@OasisMania @liamgfansclub @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher Hopefully the first song on the next new album!

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@elonmusk Ugly ugly car.