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[Carpe Diem @Az_DayDream]

Bring Back Our Children 😔💔 #bringbackourchidren #bringbackourstudents

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

“Help Me Leave This Place Alive” — K+dnapped Man Pleads to Nigerians For Help As G¥nmen Demand N100Million Ransom

[Mide Of Canada🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦 @Mide__M]

Shengbo werey😂

[Carpe Diem @Az_DayDream]

What level of entitlement is this? 😂

[miimii @agbeks__]

Nigerians in the UK are the loudest set of people in the diaspora
I asked my uncle for £100 some weeks ago because I needed money urgently.

This man sent £10, naturally I was irritated
and kept wondering how someone living abroad couldn’t spare £100. he started explaining how expensive life is in the UK and how everything is going up.

Now , in the family group chat he’s asking me why he’s not been seeing my WhatsApp stories anymore. Meanwhile I blocked him cause I honestly believe he has the money.

[Carpe Diem @Az_DayDream]

It's not biologically possible to remove 20ribs

[Kyky cutie @BigzeeXXX]

Arike snow removed 20 ribs and sold it for $600 each .

[your boy Armani 🫂 @armanifeante]

It’s not exclusive to Olamide, men are naturally grateful species.

That Acrimony movie is a perfect reference for how grateful a man would be to a woman that showed him love and respect when he had nothing

Hardly would you build with and support a man at his lowest and get left behind when he finally makes it.

When you see a man switch up on his woman when he makes it, he must have endured some great level of disrespect or disloyalty when he was still struggling

Nothing brings more joy to a man that giving the whole world to the woman that supported his dream

It’s mostly the mother that fill that role in a young man’s life and that’s why you see “I bought my mum a house” content almost everyday in the internet.

[Carpe Diem @Az_DayDream]

Your phone data is being collected to improve your experience.

We all agreed to it without reading the fine prints

[Olori🍒 @OloriOfOloris]

I wrote an IELTS Task essay in my notes and then asked ChatGPT to write one without showing it mine so I could compare. The structure, examples, and ideas were exactly the same as what I had written but with better vocabulary.

I don't want to be a conspiracy theorist but how is this possible?

[.asap⚡ @0xTeejayy]

RIP Big Ayo 🕊️

[Carpe Diem @Az_DayDream]

@shayshasexy Massive problem.

[Carpe Diem @Az_DayDream]

This isn't right.

If you earn 3m, 800k is deducted as tax free and the remaining 2.3m is taxed at 15%

If you earn 10m, the first 800k is tax free, next 3m is taxed at 15% and remaining 6.2m is taxed at 18%.

Same applies for other income brackets.

[Abu bakar @abbkar_ai]

This is how Nigerians will understand the new tax law in a simple way:

1.Anyone who earns less than ₦800,000 per year will not pay tax.
2.Anyone who earns ₦800,000 to ₦3,000,000 will pay tax at 15%.

•15% of ₦2,000,000 = ₦300,000
•15% of ₦3,000,000 = ₦450,000

3.Anyone who earns ₦3,000,000 to ₦12,000,000 will pay tax at 18%.

•18% of ₦5,000,000 = ₦900,000
•18% of ₦10,000,000 = ₦1,800,000

4.Anyone who earns ₦12,000,000 to ₦25,000,000 will pay tax at 21%.

•21% of ₦20,000,000 = ₦4,200,000
•21% of ₦25,000,000 = ₦5,250,000

5.Anyone who earns ₦25,000,000 to ₦50,000,000 will pay tax at 23%.

•23% of ₦30,000,000 = ₦6,900,000
•23% of ₦50,000,000 = ₦11,500,000

6.Anyone who earns ₦50,000,000 and above will pay tax at 25%.

[Carpe Diem @Az_DayDream]

2,3,1

[Kami AI @Aiwithkami]

Which car should go first..?

[Brooda John @Nigeriangod_]

This lady had an accident since on Tuesday night and till now she’s still unconscious, her phone and bag was stolen at the point of the accident at Ajayi road ogba. She was left bleeding on her forehead for hours until I got to the area and called Lagos ambulance service and they came all the way from VI and we took her to urban hospital,ogba and I’ve been in charge of her. I don’t know her name and had to register at the hospital with my name. She’s down with a broken hand too and bruises all over her body
Kindly retweet so it can get to her family

[Carpe Diem @Az_DayDream]

God's grace, everlasting! 😇

[Carpe Diem @Az_DayDream]

😂😂😂

[Damian 🧸 @Damian__web]

you wey collect 2 bedroom flat for January 3M when you Dey hot

in addy oo 😂

[Carpe Diem @Az_DayDream]

We are the world

[Vex @wmwengah]

Business twitter what are you selling today we support you...

[Carpe Diem @Az_DayDream]

@leyeConnect 😂😂😂

[Mr Macaroni @mrmacaroni]

Nigerian Youths lost their lives, jobs, families and dreams at the hands of the most corrupt and evil People we call Leaders!!!
Even though my people are now in love with their Oppressors, this day 20/10/2020 is never to be forgotten nor forgiven! ✊🏿

[CANDY 🍭 @Mvwulii]

I saw a male Body laying lifeless today on airport road. It was likely a hit and run incident. He was to check in his flight due for take off for 2pm by 8am today via Egyptair. His phone wasn’t in sight so it must’ve been stolen. Attached is his international passport.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Agbo Adoga is 15 years old. He got the SAT perfect score of 1600. He attends Graceland International School, PortHarcourt.

He has 84 major achievements at 15:

1. Singapore Maths Global Finals (SMGF) 2025, Overall Runner Up, Grade 11 & 12.
2. Singapore and Asian Schools Maths Olympiad (SASMO) 2024, Perfect Scorer, Grade 11.
3. 1st place State-wide in SPE YMCTY STEM Competition.
4. 1st place worldwide in the Maths Best of the Best round of the 5th International STEM Olympiad 2025.
5. Gold medal certificate in the Best Of the Bestround of the 5th International STEM Olympiad 2025 (Maths)
6. Gold medal certificate in the Best Of the Best round of the 4th International STEM Olympiad 2024 (Maths)
7. Gold medal certificate in the Best Of the Best round of the 3rd International STEM Olympiad 2023 (Maths)
8. Gold medal certificate in the Final round of the 5th International STEM Olympiad 2025 (Maths)
9. Gold medal certificate in the Final round of the 4th International STEM Olympiad 2024 (Maths)
10. Gold medal certificate in the Final round of the 3rd International STEM Olympiad 2023 (Maths)
11. Silver medal certificate in the Final round of the 2nd International STEM Olympiad, 2022 (Maths)
12. Silver medal certificate in the Final round of the 5th International STEM Olympiad 2025(Coding)
13. Honourable mention certificate in the final round of the 4th International STEM Olympiad 2024 (Coding)
14. Participation certificate in the final round of the 3rd International STEM Olympiad 2023 (Coding)
15. Gold medal for being the World Champion in the 4th Grand Final of the International STEM Olympiad (Mathematics - Grade 11), Spain, 2025
16. Gold medal in the 4th Grand Final of the International STEM Olympiad (Coding - Grade 11), Spain, 2025
17. Gold medal for being the World Champion in the 3rd Grand Final of the International STEM Olympiad (Mathematics - Grade 10), Netherlands, 2024
18. Silver medal in the 4th Grand Final of the International STEM Olympiad (Coding - Grade 10), Netherlands, 2024
19. Gold medal in the American Math Olympiad 2024
20. 1st place in the National Mathematics Tournament (Maths4life) team quiz show with a prize of ₦3,000,000, 2025
21. Most valuable player of the National Mathematics Tournament (Maths4life) team quiz show, with a prize of ₦100,000, 2025
22. Quarter-Finalist in the 2025 Cowbellpedia TV Quiz Show Senior Category nationwide.
23. Winner of the 2023 Cowbellpedia TV Quiz Show Junior category nationwide with a cash prize of ₦5,000,000, and an educational excursion to South Africa
24. State Champion in the 2023 Rotary Club of Port Harcourt Airfield-Sponsored Mathematics Competition Junior Category with a cash prize of ₦250,000
25. Semi-Finalist in the 2024 Rotary Club of Port Harcourt Airfield-Sponsored Mathematics Competition Senior Category
26. 2nd Runner-up National in the 2023 Math Contest Nigeria competition with a cash prize of ₦100,000
27. Silver medallist in the 2024 Special Maths Competition (SMC) with a prize of ₦75,000 and a new laptop.
28. 2nd Runner-up world-wide in the 2023 Special Mathematics Contest (SMC) with a cash prize of $250
29. University of Witwatersrand Mathematics Competition Junior – Top Ten – 2022
30. University of Witwatersrand Mathematics Competition Senior – Finalist – 2024
31. University of Witwatersrand Mathematics Competition Senior – Finalist – 2025
32. 2024 International Youth Mathematics Challenge (IYMC), 1st Nationwide
33. 2024 International Youth Mathematics Challenge (IYMC), Silver Honour Award
34. 2023 International Youth Mathematics Challenge (IYMC), Silver Honour Award
35. 2022 International Youth Mathematics Challenge (IYMC), Silver Honour Award
36. Nigerian Junior Maths Olympiad - 1st in Nigeria, rounds 1 and 2– 2023
37. Nigerian Senior Maths Olympiad - 1st in Nigeria, rounds 2 and 3– 2025
38. Nigerian Maths Olympiad – 3rd Round Participant – 2022
39. Nigerian Maths Olympiad – 3rd Round Participant – 2023

[Carpe Diem @Az_DayDream]

Never think it can't happen to you....

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Rule #1?