Azal

This place is not a place of honor…no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here…nothing valued is here.

[Azal @AzalHybrid]

@amazon interesting strategy, string me along that a $1000 delivery would happen for weeks, cancel the order, suggest I go buy it again now that all sales are past, then thank me for being a prime member.

This is what is cancelling my prime. No longer good customer service

[Azal @AzalHybrid]

@SmellyStrobes Apparently so because Twitter felt I needed to be notified about this very tweet which is how I've heard of the other

[Azal @AzalHybrid]

@Doc_Wolverine To add to reasons to hate them https://t.co/HIzFnftpYW

[Azal @AzalHybrid]

@PrismPaws 2 weeks of vacation if you're lucky.

Often the two weeks are PTO wrapped with your sick days.

Also often, what pto?

[Azal @AzalHybrid]

@Doc_Wolverine I didn't need to be called out like this.

[Azal @AzalHybrid]

@NicodemusFallen A game of pinball.

[Azal @AzalHybrid]

@pirateartisans Algiz, it's a one of those runes that always comes to mind when I think of the elder futhark.

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[Azal @AzalHybrid]

@fuchsfoxfox Alright... who's selling this? I don't need this brick, but I MIGHT need a brick of gemstone for reasons.

[Azal @AzalHybrid]

@Doc_Wolverine I don't have the spoons to count the concerns.

[Azal @AzalHybrid]

@Doc_Wolverine I swear to god I do not have enough alcohol for this century.

[Azal @AzalHybrid]

@otherhappyplace In the demographic, would be confused for a moment because I've never been called that before.

But would also be riding that high for months.

[Azal @AzalHybrid]

@WarmasterPalak @Doc_Wolverine @sailorrooscout If we're lucky, both.

[Azal @AzalHybrid]

I get paid to wonder why people who have credentials showing they're way smarter than me can do the stupidest shit and are shocked by the results.

[Azal @AzalHybrid]

Um.

This is in the basement of a hospital.

No cafeteria anywhere near where this is at. There are also no more one word signs like this anywhere close.

Wtf.

[Azal @AzalHybrid]

@Firr Those of us between 30 and 40

[Azal @AzalHybrid]

@Doc_Wolverine Is it bad that most of mine are -NOT- medical related, I only have one actually that's a "What is wrong with you" in that.

Also is it bad that some of them are stories I tell fondly as some of the most fun I have, which gets the "what is wrong with you?"

[Azal @AzalHybrid]

Today I got to ford the Mississippi.

[Azal @AzalHybrid]

@Snazithus Honestly that's on the list of things I completely expected. It never quite went away.

[Azal @AzalHybrid]

@Doc_Wolverine With my job having me travel to work on different hospitals equipment this is exactly the sort of thing I want to hear -_-