PHAROAH

Wisdom conquers all

[Dan Corder 📺 @DanCorderOnAir]

BREAKING: Shadrack Sibiya charged with sex crimes, including rape, after being arrested at a strip club. This is a deputy national police commissioner. Insane

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨🇫🇷 BREAKING — President Macron:

“Sovereignty for Lebanon.
Sovereignty for Palestine.

It Is Shameful. Shame on All of Us.

We Recognize Palestine (some very cynically) — Yet It Has No Sovereignty — There is No Peace.”

The Palestinian Delegation Broke Out in Applause.

[Sizwe Mpofu-Walsh @SizweMpofuWalsh]

Just when you think South Africa can no longer surprise you, it delivers another twist that defies all expectations.

[DM @d14muz]

@SimplyUtd @RioMeets Look at the difference 😭

[Sizwe Dhlomo @SizweDhlomo]

I think productivity would go through the roof actually. 🤔

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

An interesting take

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

Evil

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

Granit Xhaka was right. Right all along.

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨🚨🗣️ Gary Lineker:

“I look at Manchester United and I see that the problems, it’s that thing coming down from the TOP. I must say, I must congratulate the Glazers on finding someone even WORSE than them, that they can blame and getting him in there and getting all the stick, Jim Ratcliffe.

“I don’t think he’s [Ratcliffe] a particularly pleasant human being. It’s a bit of a SHAMBLES of a football club the way it’s been run at the moment.

“So, yeah, well done the Glazers for that one, deflecting everything away from them. But it is a MESS, that club.”

#MUFC [@RestIsFootball]

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Find yourself someone who looks at you the way Trump looks at Mamdani.

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

BREAKING:Clavicular has just been charged with rape, drugging, and providing alcohol to a minor

[floyd 🇿🇦 @Floyd_chess]

Updates of Hartbeespoort dam 👌

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Diego Simeone: “It seems Barcelona is playing a different sport from the one we're playing”.

“They didn't have a number 9 striker, then Raphinha showed up and scored 12 goals”.

“And Yamal, if I'm not mistaken, scored 7”.

“They press you in your own stadium and steal your time, and they don't fear taking risks and conceding a goal”, told ESPN.

“They are the BEST now”.

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

Just like that 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Laugh N Scroll @TheLaughScroll]

🚨 Bothroyd didn’t analyse the performance, he opened the emergency meeting 😂💀

[LZ @lezico8]

Him saying “don’t make a scene” absolutely fries me after making a massive scene. Might be my new favorite coach

[🥤 @PaulSenior1]

It’s a German national disgrace they’re leaving Adidas

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

I Can’t Get Enough Of This Show

[Sizwe Dhlomo @SizweDhlomo]

Mbaks’ campaign is in shambles!

[Sizwe Dhlomo @SizweDhlomo]

Bruh! I often wonder about people that live opposite shisanyamas or taverns. How do they survive? Music is popping until 4 am every day! Imagine!