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Sometimes I play video games.

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@serke 😂

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@serke Don't get me wrong, I dont need this in my life but that is incredible

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And she just went off bragging about her daughter and was clearly very happy for them. It was a very cute moment 💜. She also made it subtly clear she wasn't sure her son would ever get married. She showed me a photo and wow, they really are a great looking couple.

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Was chatting with my evening tech & she mentioned her future daughter-in-law shares a name with me. I was like "gee, hope you like her 😉" so she goes, "listen, with her it doesn't matter. I just see daughter, no law. She is flesh of my flesh & there is no question I love her..."

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"and I see my son and he is so happy. I have never seen him so happy before, so I am happy. But I told my son, 'she is so beautiful but if you're not ready to get married, you let her go. She is too beautiful to be kept if you don't cherish her"

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The lesson at this hospital has been: one meal bad, one meal great, one meal AWFUL...so the next should be minimally good or maximally excellent

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This chicken is literally so dry it makes me want to sign a DNR 😐

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My mother: stop... just stop playing with your blood clots
Me: they came out of me, they're MY blood clots, -I- made them. I will do with them whatever I please.
My mother: why are you like this?

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@GumMalao I have cheered paprika as a great seasoning for years. (All purpose seasoning also, but for grilling up some home fries. Only thing all purpose is good for but it is delicious)

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Dear white people (all people, but let's be real): season. Your. Eggs. While. Cooking. Them

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You know what? For hospital food, really not bad. I am missing a green salad tho and got beans, so?

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@serke STILL keep thinking it's Friday today so I could bribe you into going to DD for me for whatever that thing was from yesterday. Even have DD bucks where I think I can preorder from the hospital room to there. (Will be here through today though, will get released tomorrow.)

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Literally my life now. Two of these foot long bags sticking out of my body. The nurse cried when she saw how big they were. This sucks.

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@nailbats Saving me from kidney failure: A+. As a fresh new fashion and comfort experience:

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I'm only saying it will enlighten and enrich your egg-eating experience.

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If you're nice to them, nighttime nurses can and will tell you the craziest stories and I love it

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@bbandersnatchh No worries. Long story short: there is no long story short but this is the docs trying their best ☹

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Same evening tech as last night, yay! #stillverysweetguy

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@Polgara01 Except it's just pee aha but I appreciate a pun

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This nighttime tech literally is one of the most patient, considerate people ever.... but I am not using a damn bed pan

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@Polgara01 I'd be cool with a heart pumper or insulin injector. New appendage or cyborg eye would be rad. But no: colostomy bagS. Because we gotta pick the most uncomfortable option 💃🏽