Aziz Ansari

This is a parody. I am not affiliated with the real Aziz Ansari in any way.

[Lee Haeberle @LeeHaeberle]

When you slide in a girl's dm but she has a boyfriend #ETSUedition https://t.co/xU00FhA8cP

[Miley's WreckingBall @OhThatMiley42]

YO MILEY, WHATCU DOOIN ON DA YEET KID'S ARM?? QUIT PLAYIN GURL #yeet #MileyCyrus @YEETEdits

[Aziz Ansari @AzizParody11]

Nigga been waitin on his McFlurry since 1786

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After circling the parking lot and finally finding a spot..

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UConns game plan for tomorrow's game

[Aziz Ansari @AzizParody11]

I get so sad when...

[Aziz Ansari @AzizParody11]

when your friend almost slips up and tells some shit nobody supposed to know

[Aziz Ansari @AzizParody11]

Girls be at school like "I got dress-coded for no reason!!"

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I am not a morning person. Do not pull the covers off me before 12pm. I WILL kill You.

[Aziz Ansari @AzizParody11]

Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.

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How to tell someone their breath smells without hurting their feelings... "Well I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!"

[Aziz Ansari @AzizParody11]

How did the black athlete win the race?

He was faster.

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That awkward moment when you're running and your boobs are bouncing….

And you're a guy.

[Aziz Ansari @AzizParody11]

When dogs bark at night: Dog 1: Hey! Im a dog!
Dog 2: No way! I, too, am a dog!
Dog 3: Ok, you guys arent going to believe this..

[Aziz Ansari @AzizParody11]

Guide to making everyone hate you:

Step 1) Turn your hat backwards

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Some guy broke into my house last night. He was searching for money ...so I woke up and started searching with him.

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When your whole class is pissed about a test, they be goin to the teacher like...

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Wow! I saw Nash Grier hanging outside my apartment today! What a coincidence

[Aziz Ansari @AzizParody11]

@HOT97 just announced this years lineup for #SummerJam2014 ! Lineup seems pretty stacked this year, what do you all think!?

[Aziz Ansari @AzizParody11]

I challenge you to retweet this with your nose 👃