Otwituarist

Home of the Otwituaries - tweet-length poetic elegies for the departed, plus assorted poetry-related malarkey from Andy Jackson.

[Otwituarist @Azjackson]

An #Otwituary for actor #TomSkerritt

The camera tracks in close-up
to a cast of faces; all the same
bones, hewn from granite yet
softening at a woman’s smile,
skin like prairie scrub, eyes blue
as the bayou or the empty sky.

[Otwituarist @Azjackson]

A few places are still available for the new term of Dundee’s Bitesize Book Club - 5 sessions of reading for pleasure…with guaranteed no homework. Come and enjoy the pleasure of reading with no pressure in a supportive and enthusiastic environment.

https://t.co/La5vmOBqBj

[Otwituarist @Azjackson]

@suaveman7 If you think City have no history then you don’t have a clue about football history.

[Otwituarist @Azjackson]

An #Otwituary for poet #DouglasDunn

I must revisit the library of times,
to browse, to study, to be renewed.
The books within call me, brimming
with ideas, yet easy as an old suit.
Its doors are heavy, but always open;
my friend, say you’ll come with me.

[Otwituarist @Azjackson]

@OllieHolt22 This is not football journalism. It’s sensationalist populism. When was it ever the players’ fault? They play. They score. They celebrate. Like they have since the game began . If this is your interpretation of football journalism, it’s time to give up your press card.

[WH Fan Place @WestHamPlace]

Huge game at Anfield this weekend

The team who are disliked, have been cheating for years and who have had the refs in their back pocket forever will take on Man City

[Otwituarist @Azjackson]

@RyanMKIV That’s rich

[Otwituarist @Azjackson]

@RyanMKIV If it was such an overwhelming advantage, why did city ever lose a game? They surely didn’t lose on purpose just to cover their ‘cheating’? They lost on the pitch too. Get over it.

[Otwituarist @Azjackson]

An #Otwituary for actor #EveMarieSaint

The house lights go up; just me
at movie’s end…and a woman
on her own, three rows back,
svelte and luminous, hair like
threads of platinum. She lights
a cigarette, says Great movie,
and time stands still, and so do I.

[GeezaVibe @GeezaVibe]

🎙 "The rules were concocted by Arsenal, Liverpool & Man Utd that decided nobody else was joining their club" 😡

"The cartel came and said, we dont like this! We can't have #ManCity coming in and doing the same"👏

"We need to get rid of these obscene, anti-competitive rules" 👀

[Otwituarist @Azjackson]

@theliturgylady Thank you!

[Otwituarist @Azjackson]

An #Otwituary for film & tv composer #GeorgeFenton

Wait, I know this one; composed,
scored, played, absorbed, proof
that we hear with square-eyes, that
we remember the lives I have seen
when we can whistle their theme.
Shoestring. Sorry We Missed You.

[Otwituarist @Azjackson]

An #Otwituary for disgraced politician and novelist #JeffreyArcher

The church clock stands
at ten to three; words are
priceless in the mouths
of chiselers and shysters.
The benches groan with
fabulists, and the book
writes the man. Nothing
of this, of course, is true.

[Otwituarist @Azjackson]

An #Otwituary for singer #LenaMartell

Yesterday’s gone; the ballrooms fall
to the wrecking balls of talent show
and karaoke. A woman takes the mic
and rakes among the ruins of a heart,
pokes at the embers of a gospel tune,
does every day what she has to do.

[Bill Herbert @billherbert]

More Ivory Cutlery for #NationalPoetryDay!

Apparently the #SelectedPoems is out today - ie you can wander into a shop* and order a copy (the actual copies will follow shortly).

Here’s the back cover. (Text of the blurb in thread.)

*Preferably a bookshop.

#IvorCutler

[Otwituarist @Azjackson]

@PoetryDayUK @ByLeavesWeLive @FedWritersScot @PoetrySociety

[Otwituarist @Azjackson]

It’s #NationalPoetryDay again! Which means it’s time for another Patchwork Poem assembled from work written by members of the Federation of Writers Scotland. One line from each person, stitched into a poem on the theme of ‘wonder’…

https://t.co/G7wFDuqtm7

[Otwituarist @Azjackson]

It’s #NationalPoetryDay again! Which means it’s time for another Patchwork Poem assembled from work written by members of the Federation of Writers Scotland. One line from each person, stitched into a poem on the theme of ‘wonder’…

https://t.co/G7wFDuqtm7

[Otwituarist @Azjackson]

The 53rd transmission from #ProjectAbeona was just picked up on an uncoded channel - another poem beaming in from a speculative future.

https://t.co/E0bpvvtOly

[Otwituarist @Azjackson]

#DoubleDactyl of the Week features some pop singer none of us over 30 have ever heard of…from Christophe Gowans

[Otwituarist @Azjackson]

An #Otwituary for #EstherRantzen

Turn down the volume on the froth;
the talking dogs, phallic vegetables,
odd odes and high street vox pops.
Can you hear it? A child, repeating
to themselves a telephone number
given out by a woman on TV with
funny teeth, promising to answer.