Azoh / Jakob

Fantasy writer and security analyst.

Previously: LoL YouTuber/Streamer

[Azoh / Jakob @Azohwastaken]

@LudeonStudios Happy eating without a table day!

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@UK_Daniel_Card True, but consider: it is very cool 😁

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@UK_Daniel_Card Threat model! 😁

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@loneliness15234 ❤️ I'm chugging along! Got a job I like and a dream I'm aiming for, even if it's distant. Step by step!

Hope life is treating you well!

[Azoh / Jakob @Azohwastaken]

After a few years of lurking after quitting streaming -- hi! Miss y'all!
Trying to become a fantasy author these days 🫡📝📖

Migrating to the other blue app, but hoping to stay connected with old friends from the League/streaming days.

Hope you all are doing well ❤️🐳

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@HenryKoleoso It's a marvelous journey, my mind keeps being blown by these incredible authors out there. Reading a lot of Abercrombie to improve my prose and Scott Lynch for dialogue/humor.

Strongly recommend Sanderson too!

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@DyanaTweets Hi Dyana ❤️😁 Hope life is treating you well!

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@ZedPrincess ❤️
I definitely feel more fulfilled with writing, even though it feels about as difficult making a living as a streamer as getting traditionally published 😁

But no, I'm doing okay!

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@redmercy Personally, I don't feel comfortable with the direction of the platform, bots, politics, etc. There's also some art and AI policies that are a bit troubling to read.

I ain't judging anyone for staying obviously, I just don't think I'll interact as much here.

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@TBSkyen Feeling a lot better mentally since I stopped using the app 😓😅

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@JohnGwynne_ @julieacrisp @orbitbooks ❤️

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@TBSkyen Based dark soul 2 SotFS though

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@LadyNightscale @NotintheAsylum @lifeisbutamemes @BitsHammer @Dobyk21 It's definitely written in the vein of Brandon Sanderson, with an intentional window pane style -- just with zero of the understanding of pacing, prose, or technique.

And the dialogue... Oh no.

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@LadyNightscale @NotintheAsylum @lifeisbutamemes @BitsHammer @Dobyk21 Again, all the horrific ideology aside, it's also just really lazy? Every bad guy is a rapist or an evil communist. I'm not kidding -- our hero redeems himself having been a genocidal pedo by murdering rapists, whining about how bad he feels, and all the agony he carries.

💀💀💀

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@LadyNightscale @NotintheAsylum @lifeisbutamemes @BitsHammer @Dobyk21 P sure he's mentioned having written a bunch of novels before but this was the first one he published.

Either way, he still wrote this sad power fantasy for 13y/o boys, where the first woman we meet is depicted as having "melon sized breasts", and published it without edits.

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@LadyNightscale @NotintheAsylum @lifeisbutamemes @BitsHammer @Dobyk21 The prose is not good. It (both pacing and technique) reads like an untouched first draft.

Even all the sexism and SA aside, it reads like teenage fanfiction.

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🍲😊
Taking a liking to borscht, need to learn more stews!

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@AlyssaM_InfoSec @Delta You're amazing 💜

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@ChainsawWoman This poor man's balls are gonna be cosplaying raisins.

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@ChainsawWoman Someting me doing?