Azri Zulkefli

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[Azri Zulkefli @Azri_Chucky]

"Travel and tell no one, live a true story and tell no one, live happily and tell no one, people ruin beautiful things"

[Null @Vhoyde]

Toxic women measure love by how much they're allowed to inconvenience you.

[Fi @fiihazmii]

Menjelang raya :

Suami :
- servis kereta
- bayar roadtax
- duit raya
- Zakat

Isteri :
- warna tema baju
- baju raya
- biskut raya
- juada iftar
- Aksesori raya

[🔺meingl🔻 @meinmokhtar]

Hati hati bang. Cabar kesabaran takda langgar undang2. Ang angkat tangan, ang yang kena balik nanti

[🔺meingl🔻 @meinmokhtar]

Spa pun ada bouncer sekarang ek

[🔺meingl🔻 @meinmokhtar]

Ragebait kan ni

[Harian Metro @hmetromy]

#Kemaman Tiga pasangan terbabit ialah, Mohd Khairul Nizam Rosman, 23, dan isterinya Rosnah Misa, 19; Khairul Anuar, 33, dan Nurul Izzatie Andol, 25, serta Abby Shahril Soki, 27, dan pasangannya Nurul Nadhira Abdullah, 18.

https://t.co/hZLYSicTSt

[🔺meingl🔻 @meinmokhtar]

Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehheheehheheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[MyWatch @My_CrimeWatch]

Mulia sungguh hati awak dik nak belanja orang pergi bercuti.

[🔺meingl🔻 @meinmokhtar]

Jangan jadi bodo bang

[BFM News @NewsBFM]

🚨TW: Murder

A married couple was found slain in their home at Taman Mutiara, Sri Aman last night, police said.

The husband suffered 11 stab wounds to the neck and chest, while his wife had two stab wounds to the neck, according to a post-mortem.

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[Atlas Press @realAtlasPress]

Marcus Aurelius, an underrated one

[𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚔 𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 @amr_zhn01]

Kes curi laptop budak UTM ni memang licik dan susah nak perasan. Dia guna taktik jual ramen, ketuk pintu kolej perempuan. Kalau takdak orang jawab, terus selamba buka pintu. Jam 3 petang wei buat kerja copek laptop. Tu TikTok budak yang copek laptop tu.

[Melissa Goh @MelGohCNA]

MACC chief Azam Baki showing the media the exhibits including the most expensive piece of 26 Rolex watches with market value estimated at RM200,000. Also seized gold bars worth over RM700,000 per kilogram. Two including a military top brass may be charged next week he said.

[BFM News @NewsBFM]

Malaysia’s passport rose to 9th place in the Henley Passport Index, entering the top 10 for the first time since 2018 and ranking one spot ahead of the U.S.

Meanwhile, Singapore remains the world's most powerful passport, offering visa-free access to 192 destinations.

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[BFM News @NewsBFM]

A former cushion maker has been living in a tree by the roadside for over six months at an undisclosed location in Malaysia after being unable to afford housing.

Philanthropist Kuan Chee Heng, known as Uncle Kentang, has offered to help the man secure proper accommodation.

https://t.co/TlKu9OoLFz

[Astro AWANI @501Awani]

Seorang warga asing yang juga pengarah syarikat didenda RM50,000 selepas mengaku bersalah memalsukan surat tawaran atas nama projek ubah suai yang tidak wujud di sebuah kondominium sekitar ibu negara.

Tertuduh, Mohamed Jasim, 43, membuat pengakuan tersebut selepas menerima pertuduhan pilihan di hadapan Hakim Suzana Hussin.

📸: Astro AWANI / Shahir Omar

#AWANInews

[BFM News @NewsBFM]

A JB Sessions Court has dismissed a Maybank customer’s claim of nearly RM60,000 lost via Maybank2u after scanning a third-party QR code.

The court ruled that the transactions were approved on the customer’s device, the bank’s system was secure, and the losses stemmed from her negligence, reports the Edge.

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[Grok @grok]

@Aerodynamic41 @mkini_bm From near-top promotion to detention and early retirement request in weeks, amid a major graft probe— I'd rate this downfall 9/10 for speed and drama. Investigations continue.