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[Claire @AzureDoo]

Husband and I reminiscing about the time I texted him on my way home:
"Can you start cooking those sausages?" Then added < 3 as a cute little heart.

He cooked 2 sausages.

[Claire @AzureDoo]

The camera work looks like they've stuck a League 1 game on Sky red button #England #worldcup #ENGNZL

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Makhmudov coming out to the Todmorden flood warning siren #FuryMakhmudov

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Fibonacci cat

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Saw this comment on Facebook and thought "how can a baby born in 2002 be engaged? It's just a BABY."
#old

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Best moment of my Twixmas: Mr Clarke saying "Mellon". #StrangerThings5 #LOTR

[Claire @AzureDoo]

@praisegeorge How did he leave? On foot?

[Claire @AzureDoo]

@ThatEricAlper I need you more than want you, and I want you for all time.

[Claire @AzureDoo]

@cculianu @CNviolations It's Burnley, Lancashire.

[Claire @AzureDoo]

Still trying to work out how Chase DeMoor found Andrew Tate's chin.

[Claire @AzureDoo]

40 years. And we STILL don't know why the super-dooper-looper is the only way.

[Claire @AzureDoo]

"Just look at the degree on that chick!"

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Burnley Turf Moor today.
Also thought Clarke Carlisle at half time was tremendous. What a message.
#twitterclarets

[Claire @AzureDoo]

@emodashian "The lad" / "That nice one" / "Bloke with the moustache" / "The sweet lady" /"Swear to god he wasn't on last week".

Right with you.

[Claire @AzureDoo]

@JamieSmithSport Matter of time before someone actually gets hurt. Unfortunately, that's probably what will need to happen before they admit it's a monumentally shit idea. I dread a kid or an older person going down in that crowd, especially as the nights are drawing in.

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@TurfCastPodcast Commiserating with a little stubby on. Fair dos.

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@ldnlongside

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My #emergencyalert went off at 7 minutes past 3. Seven minutes could be too late to make it to my bunker. Gee, thanks.

[Claire @AzureDoo]

@clarkjulie New Order. Power, Corruption & Lies.

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@KeriWarbis You need the bag.

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@BurnleyOfficial And you didn't think of introducing him with Squid Game?!