Alcoholic Semen Thrower

Name's Rai. Head of the Mion Sonozaki/Rena Ryuugu fanclub. I'm a big Keiichi x Rena shipper. Rest in peace, Gabbie. I'll never forget you.

[Alcoholic Semen Thrower @AzureKnightRai]

If you listen to fools, the mob rules.

[Alcoholic Semen Thrower @AzureKnightRai]

LMFAOOO

[Alcoholic Semen Thrower @AzureKnightRai]

This is actually true. My phantom ideal is a woman that's kind, loving, loyal and understanding and that's completely unattainable. Because of that, I gave up on dating because no woman is gonna meet my standards

[Nuelxx @nuel_szy]

2. Their Phantom Ideal

A fantasy partner who doesn’t actually exist. This person is calm, undemanding, endlessly understanding, and conveniently, completely unattainable.
It’s a story the avoidant tells themselves to justify emotional distance:

“I just haven’t met the right person yet.”
But the “right person” is really the one who never challenges them to feel, grow, or be vulnerable.

[Alcoholic Semen Thrower @AzureKnightRai]

Love gets romanticized a lot but the reality of it is that it sucks.

[KimariRoseVA 🌙🥀 @KimariRoseVA]

“Don’t worry, you’ll find someone someday.”

Maybe I will. Maybe I won’t. But the loneliness I feel is very real right now. And the reality is I don’t have someone to hold me, to love me. Being hopeful for a partner in the future doesn’t negate my desire for companionship now. My feelings are valid.

And if you’re feeling the same way, yours are valid too.

[JT Shine @JTShine86]

This #NintendoDirect is absolute shit so far.

[Alcoholic Semen Thrower @AzureKnightRai]

Embarrassing to who? People that have no meaning in my life whatsoever? I'm living with people who love me and who I love.

[. @lana_viss]

Unpopular opinion: Living in your parents house at 25-30 years old is embarrassing.

[Alcoholic Semen Thrower @AzureKnightRai]

Nintendo had the worst showcase out of everyone lmfao

[Alcoholic Semen Thrower @AzureKnightRai]

Square was cooking for 4 years and decided to show KH4 at a Nintendo Direct. I see them.

[Alcoholic Semen Thrower @AzureKnightRai]

Can I get AA7, man

[Alcoholic Semen Thrower @AzureKnightRai]

Monster Hunter.

[MissPookems @MissPookems]

‼️ GAMERS ONLY ‼️
What is a popular game that everyone loves, but you just couldn’t get into 👀

[Alcoholic Semen Thrower @AzureKnightRai]

This direct is ass.

[CIRO 🇮🇹 @__ll39]

Le jour ou sa m’arrive je touche plus jamais à un outils

[Alcoholic Semen Thrower @AzureKnightRai]

I've always wondered. Do girlfriends like it when you masturbate to them?

[Beyyko @Blitzkokaqb]

Nothing suspicious going on -SFW

[Alcoholic Semen Thrower @AzureKnightRai]

If you're bitching about Crazy Taxi using AI, go find a bridge and jump off. You're all fucking annoying.

[Alcoholic Semen Thrower @AzureKnightRai]

And here's me excited for both.

[Geralt of Goonia @GeraltofGoonia]

A decade of propaganda later, woketards are not even an INCH closer to replacing Gamers:

God of War Laufey Reveal: Only 351K views, 12K likes, 13K dislikes after 5 days

Stellar Blade: BLOOD RAIN Reveal: 1.1M views, 64K likes, ONLY 757 dislikes after only 2 days

Gamers WON

[Alcoholic Semen Thrower @AzureKnightRai]

You need a homeboy to take her out of the equation. Or you be that homeboy and take one for the team. Make her feel beautiful and she'll forget about her friend. Easy.

[Mr Cominos @nicks_dad44]

Her best friend at the bar when you introduce yourself

[Alcoholic Semen Thrower @AzureKnightRai]

Burping the worm

[jon @delillostan]

I wish that men had a term for masturbating that was as playful and whimsical as “flicking the bean”

[Alcoholic Semen Thrower @AzureKnightRai]

I've absolutely zero interest in Ciconia after a friend gave me a play by play. It just sounds boring and like trash.

[violet♀ @chloeciconia]

It’s so funny (but hurts) when people refer to “higurashi and umineko” as if those are the only entries in the series

It’s bleak