𝘼𝙕𝙕𝙔 𝙀𝙓𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙐𝙈

I’m just a bad guy having a good day 🗡️

[𝘼𝙕𝙕𝙔 𝙀𝙓𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙐𝙈 @AzzyExitium]

The struggles women have to endure in our patriarchal society are so fucked up.

(5’10 and a half in Docs btw)

[𝘼𝙕𝙕𝙔 𝙀𝙓𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙐𝙈 @AzzyExitium]

Being gay and listening to Lady Gaga must be such a fucking peak experience. I’ve been part gay (marine) for a couple months now and this shit hits like crack in the 80s.

[𝘼𝙕𝙕𝙔 𝙀𝙓𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙐𝙈 @AzzyExitium]

https://t.co/U5glL3vHDP

[𝘼𝙕𝙕𝙔 𝙀𝙓𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙐𝙈 @AzzyExitium]

Me after inseminating y’all’s maternal figure.

[Complex Pop Culture @ComplexPop]

Tom Holland wears Juicy Couture bedazzled pants in 'Spider-Man: Brand New Day'

[𝘼𝙕𝙕𝙔 𝙀𝙓𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙐𝙈 @AzzyExitium]

Young Zoomers have hit a point of self-awareness and crippling fear of cringe so intense that they’re now completely unable to express themselves in any way that isn’t perfectly algorithm-approved and honestly that’s so much fucking worse than just being cringe lol.

[𝘼𝙕𝙕𝙔 𝙀𝙓𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙐𝙈 @AzzyExitium]

Kicked out of the strip club for propositioning the talent: $1,000 to the girl who could devour a whole rotisserie chicken the fastest.

Personally, I thought it was a brilliant idea.

Experts say my relationship with my mother should be studied.

[𝘼𝙕𝙕𝙔 𝙀𝙓𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙐𝙈 @AzzyExitium]

https://t.co/crB2q68cWD

[𝘼𝙕𝙕𝙔 𝙀𝙓𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙐𝙈 @AzzyExitium]

https://t.co/Wp5K3GIggF

[𝘼𝙕𝙕𝙔 𝙀𝙓𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙐𝙈 @AzzyExitium]

You’re in her DMs, I’m at the on-base gym free balling in skivvy shorts with the liner cut out.

There’s no correlation between the two points but the breeze is nice.

[𝘼𝙕𝙕𝙔 𝙀𝙓𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙐𝙈 @AzzyExitium]

https://t.co/eGy85Oggfv

[𝘼𝙕𝙕𝙔 𝙀𝙓𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙐𝙈 @AzzyExitium]

Taking my ancestry test & finding out I’m 50% Mexican 25% Spanish & the rest Roman Empire belt mystery meat explains everything.

I was born in the wrong generation. I should’ve been bashing people’s heads in with a blunt object, not worrying about Ice Spice dating Spider-Man.

[𝘼𝙕𝙕𝙔 𝙀𝙓𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙐𝙈 @AzzyExitium]

https://t.co/DRywArjZO6

[𝘼𝙕𝙕𝙔 𝙀𝙓𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙐𝙈 @AzzyExitium]

https://t.co/HjcxjFWqPa

[𝘼𝙕𝙕𝙔 𝙀𝙓𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙐𝙈 @AzzyExitium]

First time going commando since my pants tore on a house call in front this poor family in 2022 and I won’t lie, bros. I’m feeling fucking dangerous. Feeling so sexy I almost don’t remember what it felt like to be balls out in front of this dead veteran’s loved ones.

Almost.

[𝘼𝙕𝙕𝙔 𝙀𝙓𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙐𝙈 @AzzyExitium]

I don’t usually kink shame. I feel like I don’t have the place to do so, but there’s rare instances where I have to put my foot down.

People who ship Syd & Carmy? That’s where I draw the line. You’re sick fucks. You need to be put down.

I will not accept criticism of my take.

[𝘼𝙕𝙕𝙔 𝙀𝙓𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙐𝙈 @AzzyExitium]

Had the pleasure of seeing this couple @ the gym. He was rocking a Halo 2 tee. She had on a tank w a wendigo print & a Jeff the Killer tat on her shoulder, u know the type. Couldn’t help but think, half the mfs in here have no idea they’re witnessing raw. sexual. magnetism.
Art.

[𝘼𝙕𝙕𝙔 𝙀𝙓𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙐𝙈 @AzzyExitium]

All black fit (duh), sunglasses, boots, and a Deftones croptop with the spine tattoo peeking. I’m on bad bitch time today. All that’s missing is some bag and I just might take your mans.

[𝘼𝙕𝙕𝙔 𝙀𝙓𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙐𝙈 @AzzyExitium]

https://t.co/lZixsGedGn

[𝘼𝙕𝙕𝙔 𝙀𝙓𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙐𝙈 @AzzyExitium]

Enough small talk.

We’re wacking your peepee.

[𝘼𝙕𝙕𝙔 𝙀𝙓𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙐𝙈 @AzzyExitium]

*dryhumping*

https://t.co/vX581JSTW6

[𝘼𝙕𝙕𝙔 𝙀𝙓𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙐𝙈 @AzzyExitium]

Mfers are scared of a little PDA.

Not me.

I’m cracking my girl in the middle of this Texas Roadhouse while I suck cinnamon butter off her toes.