Bob Schwartz

I don't pop molly, I rock Bob Schwartz International bring back the Concorde Numbers don't lie, check the scoreboard Bob Schwartz, Bob Schwartz, Bob Schwartz

[Bob Schwartz @B0BSCHWARTZ]

“Check 1,2. Check 1,2. Syphilis, syphilis. Is this thing on?”🎤 Well hello everyone! It’s me, Bob Schwartz, back from the depths of Twitter. As someone who is literally red, white, and blue, I’m here to tell you to GO VOTE! Especially you my home state of Ohio! 🇺🇸 #Election2020

[Bob Schwartz @B0BSCHWARTZ]

If you look closely, the end zone actually says BOB SCHWARTZ #BobSchwartz #Believeland #IMissYouJohnny https://t.co/guO4GfTydJ

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

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[Bob Schwartz @B0BSCHWARTZ]

Fact: congealed cheese is a hangover cure #BobSchwartz #BobVoyage @jon_furr

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SHOUT OUT TO THE NEW EMOJI UPDATE FOR RECOGNIZING THAT CLOWNS ARE PPL TOO!! 🤡🤡🤡 #BobMoji #BobSchwartz

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Lost my shorts in the desert. No seriously. If someone finds Spongebob boxers in Caesar's please call me #VivaLasBob

[Bob Schwartz @B0BSCHWARTZ]

Kings of Bob #KingsOfLeonTODAY #BobSchwartz

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#tbt from that time I was #BobOnABoat! Shout out to @RoyalCaribbean! #AnthemOfTheBob #BobSchwartz #PinaCoBOBas

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Hey @BuzzFeed! How am I, Bob Schwartz, NOT on this list? #rude A Definitive Ranking Of Pop Culture's Best Bobs https://t.co/5GSJbisIGi

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@jon_furr happy birthday jon!! Hope your day is filled with endless Bon-Bons, cat pictures, cotton candy and Russian hookers! Cheers!

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🎶life's better, better in the Bahamas🎶 ☀️🌴🌊

[Bob Schwartz @B0BSCHWARTZ]

@jenantonellis you too my fellow red!! But I heard about your crabs!! essh!🙈 don't bring me to the cape next yr. Ol' Schwartzie will POP!

[Bob Schwartz @B0BSCHWARTZ]

Robot Restaurant and Tonkatsu in Tokyo 🍱👾🇯🇵 #BobSchwartz #Bobsan

[Bob Schwartz @B0BSCHWARTZ]

Post snorkeling San Miguel Lights. I'm never coming home! #BobSchwartz

[Bob Schwartz @B0BSCHWARTZ]

island hopping, boating, spelunking, hammock chilling...life is rough in Palawan. #BobSchwartz

[Bob Schwartz @B0BSCHWARTZ]

@united it was fabulous! thanks for asking. And hey! Shout out to my flight attendant for finding me some Cotton Candy for dinner 😍

[Bob Schwartz @B0BSCHWARTZ]

Contemplating a surf in Bondi Beach 🌊 #BondiBob #KangaBob #BobSchwartz

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G'day Mate! Shoutout to @united for the upgrade to Australia! ✈️🐨 #Kangabob #BobSchwartz

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Just a clown and his credentials #InNBob #BobSchwartz

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Does my hat fit? #InNBob #QualityYouCanTaste #BobSchwartz

[Bob Schwartz @B0BSCHWARTZ]

Mic check, mic check, teens, teens, 1, 2, 1, 2, Bob, Bob 🎤#CHOICECLOWN #BobSchwartz