eric t

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

My friend Lindsay Graham is a bit mad right now. You see, he’s never seen a war end before. He’s going to have to console himself with the fact that we still are in about 8 more. I know it will be hard for him, but I think he’ll get by.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

I have to tell you; I haven’t seen a Senator who loves war this much since the Star Wars Prequels.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

Speaking of criminal justice reform, I have to give Jared Kushner credit. He was great on this. And I’m glad I got to know him, because before that I was a bit suspicious he was the kid from the Omen movie all grown up.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

Speaking of which, buried in the foreign aid reports last year, I discovered something — we give foreign aid to China. So government is so dumb, it is literally borrowing money from China, to give it back to China, while paying interest on it.

[HYPE @IAmHYPEent]

How the hell does Buffalo have soggy ass pizza, w/ pepperoni that coils up? Can't think of somewhere I have ever lived that has worse pizza

[eric t @B0RCHY]

@dmiller742 https://t.co/NJisvHwuYh

[Everything Minnesota @EverythinginMN]

Meanwhile in Waconia... 😳

[Hehe Protocol @HeheProtocol]

A series of unfortunate events

[Chip Bozingus @ChipBozingus]

does anyone else feel emotionally attached to their writing utensils?? jw