Ryuk

“I did it because I was bored.”

[Ryuk @B0redShinigami]

“Humans are so interesting.”

[Ryuk @B0redShinigami]

"Well...Make it quick...If we don't do something soon, I'll go mad with boredom!"

[⌗ `𝓨𝑎𝒈͟𝑎𝑚𝑖 , @rbitrium]

Let me think on it, yeah ? I'll find something for us to do.

[Ryuk @B0redShinigami]

"Oh..."

"Then what are we going to do? I'm boooored!"

What a shocker, when isn't he?

[⌗ `𝓨𝑎𝒈͟𝑎𝑚𝑖 , @rbitrium]

About that ... ( * pout formed, she raises her hand ... middle——finger wrapped in BANDAGE. ) it'll be wiser for me to take a day off.

[Ryuk @B0redShinigami]

"I wouldn't be so sure if I were you..."

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍* 𝖘͟𝖎͟𝖓͟𝖑͟𝖊͟𝖘͟𝖘 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒆 . @divinewlll]

ᅠ

Someday, perhaps. But not today, and not while you still owe me answers.

ᅠ

[Ryuk @B0redShinigami]

"It's been a while since you wrote some names in the notebook. That always made you happy, didn't it~?"

[⌗ `𝓨𝑎𝒈͟𝑎𝑚𝑖 , @rbitrium]

You have an idea, huh ..? ( * receptive, she drops the act completely. sitting up. ) lets hear it.

[Ryuk @B0redShinigami]

"You know...Someday....I will write down your name..."

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍* 𝖘͟𝖎͟𝖓͟𝖑͟𝖊͟𝖘͟𝖘 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒆 . @divinewlll]

ᅠ

Then our exchange ends here. No answers, no apples.

ᅠ

[Ryuk @B0redShinigami]

"Why would you think that?"

"I thought you'd know how I am by now...Ehehehe!"

"But hey, I know what'll cheer you up...."

He tilts his head, his usual smile growing as he did so.

[⌗ `𝓨𝑎𝒈͟𝑎𝑚𝑖 , @rbitrium]

( * & look how quickly her sadness goes away ! as expected, only pretending. ) 𝘁ch—— i figured. *😒 i thought you'd at least be a little nice about it.

[Ryuk @B0redShinigami]

"Now, now, we both know I shouldn't say."

"It's not my place, now is it?"

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍* 𝖘͟𝖎͟𝖓͟𝖑͟𝖊͟𝖘͟𝖘 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒆 . @divinewlll]

ᅠ

Happy, you say. And what, precisely, is the cause of such happiness .ᐣ Speak plainly.

ᅠ

[Ryuk @B0redShinigami]

"..."

"Hhhhheeheheheh! HAHAH! HAHAHA-No."

This Shinigami definitely doesn't.

He threw the rest of the apple into his mouth and chewed it right in front of her.

[⌗ `𝓨𝑎𝒈͟𝑎𝑚𝑖 , @rbitrium]

... can I have a 𝐛𝐢te of that ?

[Ryuk @B0redShinigami]

"If I have to listen to...Delete, delete, delete one more time...I'm writing his name in the book myself..."

[Ryuk @B0redShinigami]

"Hehehe!"

"Oh he's fine. Better than fine, in fact I don't think I've ever seen em so happy."

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍* 𝖘͟𝖎͟𝖓͟𝖑͟𝖊͟𝖘͟𝖘 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒆 . @divinewlll]

ᅠ

Then allow me to be direct.

What is the God's current condition .ᐣ I will not ask again.

ᅠ

[Ryuk @B0redShinigami]

"A proper answer? From me?"

"We really don't know each other all that well, do we? Hehehe!"

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍* 𝖘͟𝖎͟𝖓͟𝖑͟𝖊͟𝖘͟𝖘 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒆 . @divinewlll]

ᅠ

Precisely.

How is the God doing, and I expect a proper answer this time, not idle rambling.

ᅠ

[Ryuk @B0redShinigami]

The Shinigami took his sweet time, taking a bite of the apple before finally asking.

"So...What's wrong?"

[⌗ `𝓨𝑎𝒈͟𝑎𝑚𝑖 , @rbitrium]

𝐑yuk ~ ie ... ( * mumbling, mumbling ... this is the part where he's supposed to feel bad for her and ask her what's wrong. )

[Ryuk @B0redShinigami]

He doesn't have any houseplants...But he does have an apple...

But he isn't gonna share it.

[⌗ `𝓨𝑎𝒈͟𝑎𝑚𝑖 , @rbitrium]

[ * maybe, maybe if she asks kindly enough, somebody will be generous enough to bring her a 𝗵ouseplant. 🪴 ]

[Ryuk @B0redShinigami]

"Ughh....Fine..."

"..."

"What was the question again? How's...God...Doing?"

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍* 𝖘͟𝖎͟𝖓͟𝖑͟𝖊͟𝖘͟𝖘 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒆 . @divinewlll]

ᅠ

Kira's generosity is not something you may invoke to bargain with me. Answer my questions first, and then we shall discuss apples.

ᅠ

[Ryuk @B0redShinigami]

"You know...Kira would have given me some apples..."

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍* 𝖘͟𝖎͟𝖓͟𝖑͟𝖊͟𝖘͟𝖘 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒆 . @divinewlll]

ᅠ

You will receive apples only after you answer my questions. Not before.

ᅠ

[༆·:*¨༺ 𝑻. 𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑺𝑼𝑫𝑨. 彡 @BAKAJANAll]

〓༄༻¨*:· ►
⠀⠀
⠀❝ I 𝙆𝙉𝙊𝙒 . .
⠀⠀⠀⠀ . . what I'm 𝘿𝙊𝙄𝙉𝙂 .ᐟ ❞

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀▰◈▱

indie portrayal. dark themes. lit. / descriptive. serious / crack. written by Yami. #mvrp #deathnoterp

[Ryuk @B0redShinigami]

"Oh same old, same old...Bored..."

"...Craving some nice...Juicy...Apples...You got any here?"

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍* 𝖘͟𝖎͟𝖓͟𝖑͟𝖊͟𝖘͟𝖘 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒆 . @divinewlll]

ᅠ

I will be watching closely. And how is the God these days, Ryuk .ᐣ

ᅠ

[Ryuk @B0redShinigami]

"I couldn't agree more...I'm taking this as serious as you are..."

"Hehe...Believe me...I am."

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍* 𝖘͟𝖎͟𝖓͟𝖑͟𝖊͟𝖘͟𝖘 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒆 . @divinewlll]

ᅠ

I fail to see what you find so amusing. Kira's justice demands seriousness, not this childish giggling.

ᅠ

[Ryuk @B0redShinigami]

"...HEEEHEHEHE!"

"Oh you're so right...Hehe, sooo right."

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍* 𝖘͟𝖎͟𝖓͟𝖑͟𝖊͟𝖘͟𝖘 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒆 . @divinewlll]

ᅠ

Mockery from a Shinigami is hardly worth my attention. Kira's righteousness will outlast your amusement.

ᅠ

[Ryuk @B0redShinigami]

"Hehehehe!"

"I get that a lot!"

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍* 𝖘͟𝖎͟𝖓͟𝖑͟𝖊͟𝖘͟𝖘 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒆 . @divinewlll]

ᅠ

. . . Your laughter is entirely inappropriate, Ryuk.

ᅠ