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[𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗡 @B2IANR]

It passed!
I'm going to celebrate by having 3 crumpets for my tea 💃

[𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗡 @B2IANR]

Morning.

My car has it's MOT today, so if you could all have a word with Jesus for me, the car and life in general, I'd be very much obliged.
You have a nice face - if anyone tells you any different, tell them to book in for an eye test, because they're very fucking wrong.
Dance

[𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗡 @B2IANR]

Treated myself to a posh latte from the Greggs while I'm waiting for my car to be done.
Just a regular size tho, gotta watch my figure for Christmas, plus I'm not made of money

[𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗡 @B2IANR]

@Mumsyoflots Thanks!
Me too

[𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗡 @B2IANR]

Morning.

My car has it's MOT today, so if you could all have a word with Jesus for me, the car and life in general, I'd be very much obliged.
You have a nice face - if anyone tells you any different, tell them to book in for an eye test, because they're very fucking wrong.
Dance

[𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗡 @B2IANR]

Morning.
October will be alright.
Don't let anyone or anything bog you down and keep doing your best to move forward.
If anyone tries to make you feel bad or they don't appreciate your face, tell them to piss off, because you're going places and you don't need their shit.
Word

[𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗡 @B2IANR]

This weather disappoints me.
Everything seems better when the sun shines, this rain just makes everything seem a bit rubbish

[𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗡 @B2IANR]

Cut the grass and done a bit of hoovering for my mam, I've also treated her to some apple pie and custard that I got from Bury market for £1.50.

You know the score.
Still available

[𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗡 @B2IANR]

My pal, Posh Paul is 50 in a couple of days time. I haven't got the time to sort him out a card, so I've made do with what I've got.
He'll never know.
I've also sent him a bar of chocolate that I got on the cheap from the Aldi.
Proper good friend, me

[𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗡 @B2IANR]

@Mumsyoflots Hope the bedtime story got read in the end!

[𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗡 @B2IANR]

I get very disappointed when the washing capsule escapes from the washing and sits in the washing machine door window, looking at me, saying fuck you, and fuck your socks and jeans too

[𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗡 @B2IANR]

@Susanne30308556 I've got some Aldi Jaffa cakes, but I wasn't prepared to let those little beauties go

[𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗡 @B2IANR]

There's been a workman round this morning fixing some electric stuff, and it's the UK law to offer him at least 78 brews

[𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗡 @B2IANR]

@NikkiWadey It really is. Beginning to wonder if it might have been better sticking with the last lot... and they were rubbish too!

[𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗡 @B2IANR]

I've got to be honest, but I'm not liking this Labour government a right lot at the moment.

Cutting the winter payment for the elderly is not the way forward

[𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗡 @B2IANR]

Morning.
It might be dull and miserable on the streets of Greater Manchester this morning, but there's nothing dull or miserable about your face. (Still available btw), anyway, you know the dance; tell people who are not nice or don't believe in you to piss off.
You'll be alright

[𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗡 @B2IANR]

@rochdalegirl I don't know the score about that kind of stuff, love. I only buy her a cheap coffee once a week, but I think she thinks I'm Rockefeller of something.
Think I'll start swerving her from now on

[𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗡 @B2IANR]

The Big Issue seller lady, who every Friday I buy a drink for told me today that her son is starting school over here, and would I go into the shoe shop and buy a pair of shoes for him. I said no, but now I'm feeling a bit bad about it, but she asked me for £50 at Christmas...

[𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗡 @B2IANR]

@MCBroderick That's true.
I feel a bit harsh, but I'm sure kids can get free school uniforms if needed

[𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗡 @B2IANR]

@leo_chick_ She wanted me to physically go to the shop and buy them for her.
I think it's a bit strong, tbh

[𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗡 @B2IANR]

... which I didn't give, and I feel that she's crossing a line now, or is it me being a bit mean? Surely she'll be getting some sort of help for stuff like that?

[𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗡 @B2IANR]

@mancmade You know the score my Mancunian brother