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sexy villainous whore

[🦡Badger Gary🏳️‍🌈 || @garrusvnbadger.🟦🌌.social @GarrusVNBadger]

But do his balls shrink/expand depending on the temperature?

[B-R-K @b_r_khan_]

I keep on revisiting this. You might not realize the depth of what he said. In urdu poetry, there is a concept where poets view God as a lonely being, so lonely that He created free willed humans for company. Loneliness is a Godly trait & whoever enters its realm meets God there

[nimusolini 🇫🇷 @nimuwithafatty]

Ik my ex probably sits down and prays to God nipendwe niwachane na yeye but it's never going to work.

[Jamal @JajaPhD]

“I have this friend that I think you’d like.”

[⚭ @fraudfemme]

so your 20s are like one big humiliation ritual until 27 - 30 where you have to fight suicidal ideation bc after 30 is when life actually starts?! got it.

[Shelby 🐎 @_Victorqb]

Nyinyi hutaka tuwaamini mko kwa aunty zenu na hakukuwa na stima the whole weekend but the moment unapatana lipgloss kwangu yenye mimi hupaka nikiwa jaba unajam.

[MJ⭐️ @mj_brouno]

Watu hulala na socks are psychos

[shee @sh3alaah]

Sina ata za kufund addictions this is not the life I was promised

[Tamiya ⚢ @_TRAMMY_]

this is normal and good, the problem is instead when you look back and go "wow i was so much better back then"

[Nans @nansbello]

It’s called “Self aware” not self willing.

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

The thing I don't understand about these shows is that it feels like hanging out with the type of people I actively dislike

[Sethy @Brizksie]

how it feels going to the movies alone

[MP @mary_pmg3945]

Computa if lesbianism is a sin why did god created Lucy Liu ANSWER COMPUTA.

[rico @somethinglovely]

how it feels to be the only person in the friend group that still wants to die

[Author Sakwah Ongoma @CSakwah]

The story of NdidI Nyoro and the MPs who missed parliament on the Finance Bill voting day should teach us that not participating in an election has the same consequences as voting for bad leaders and bills.

[da bleeder @weezdotoomuch]

thats yall problem now, yall want a reward for doing whats right.

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

Same as marrying an ugly babe juu unaogopa akatiwe.

[Captain Ziri (ⴰⵎⵣⵡⴰⵔ ⵣⵉⵔⵉ) ꑭ @NormBreaker3]

I only feel really good when there's nobody around me

[Silver Fox 🦊 @livin_omanga]

Si mwondokee vijana wadogo? Hamjatosheka jomba 😂