Monkey D. Goofy™

In my city, I'm a young god. 🇰🇪

[Sidetalk @sidetalknyc]

Knicks Advance to the Finals

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Can anyone explain why white people seem to be under the impression Black folks think of George Floyd like he's MLK?

[bum @BattleRapBum]

im up to no good #forreal

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

LeBron and LeBron and
Bronny in 2006 Bronny in 2026

[‏ِ @karoblaqx]

we don’t give a fuck about the tweets u plug under your banger tweets dawg.

[Urban_Tree✝️🍃 @Urban__Tree]

“Duuuude. Benson is gonna be mad…”

[koko! @k0kobeam]

“what if we did blackface?”

YOU GUYS ALREADY DOOOOOO YOU NEVER STOPPEDDD LMAO

[Worst Contrarian - BACK OFFICE @ LARP CAPITAL @larpcapitalwc]

Goals for 2026:

- switch up on my oldest friends
- forget where I came from
- spend less time with my family
- let the money change me

[KC ♛ @nigerianprynce]

Every app doesn't need a yearly wrap up. Why tf is Uber Eats telling me how many restaurants I ordered from this year ????

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

yall would have told niggas that rebelled against slavery to chill

[Nuke @megab00f]

One of the worst things a jig can be is up.

[Luaa🌌 @playcentermd]

"They made them too cartoony" NOBODY COMPLAINED WHEN IT HAPPENED TO HIM !!!

[Carl @stlydanenjoyer]

Trying to find 2 equally-aged Nike socks

[۟ @enrondripgod]

i’ve been trying to find this video of future for years

[wyabt @wy4bt]

my son's Rizz coach at school says he's gaslighting and manipulating at a 31 year old level

[Steez @worldwidesteez]

Why didn't our parents just take the chicken out the freezer before they went to work? I'm starting to think the elders were slow

[@ MEH @mehkih00]

Every Ye album past 2016 got that one track that make u go

[Big Cuz @imohumoren]

Instead of eating him. What’s the animal kingdom turning into? Utter woke nonsense