meh

Full time disappointment.

[emily may @emilykmay]

we have literal psychological evidence that having to constantly ask a partner to do things exacerbates stress, burnout, and overall poor mental health.

[Zaynah Bear 🇹🇹 @zaynahbear]

WELL WHO YELLS AT PEOPLE

[Aurora 🐊 @SpectralAurora_]

do i have your votes

[AK @Kearnsy1906]

Remember the kids in primary school who was still reading biff and kipper in year 6. Well this is them. Brain dead fucks who get their news off Facebook, the type who share missing dog posts when the dogs in fucking Texas.

[SophieSpring97 @SophieP25397]

The #Mosque in Hartlepool that was attacked by far right thugs.
Last year it gave £25k to the British Legion through the sale of poppies
Cooked over 25k meals for people in Hartlepool who were hungry
Anybody got a list of what the far right thugs have done for their communities?

[Billy Bragg @billybragg]

Everyone knows Labour are going to win the election, but if you’re feeling like there’s no point in voting as the outcome is a foregone conclusion, I’d like to draw your attention to something really radical that is on offer tomorrow: 1/8

[Giovanni Colantonio @MarioPrime]

My grandma (99, dementia) was at a trivia night in her memory care unit and they asked “Who shot JFK?” and she said “I did.”

[zantae 🦇 @DeathAngelUSA]

I have to share this again: “Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.”

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

“ It’s their job to clean up”

[Madeline Pendleton @JeanGreige]

Sometimes you stumble across things on the internet that make you acutely aware you grew up poor bc what

[meh @B4c0nBits]

And this guy is supposedly a teacher… let’s hope he never gets a neurodivergent/SEN kid in his class.

[James A. Furey @JamesAFurey]

People who use the word "neurodivergent" unironically are morons of the highest order.

[🪲 @iDateReyna]

casting a pro israeli freak that supports the genocide of Palestinians to portray a boy whose nation was wiped out by a genocide is borderline INSANE

[Leem The Dream 🫶🏾 @leemahbo]

Car insurance should give you back your money if you don’t get in an accident. We getting scammed yall

[Wisconsin Sass @WisconsinSass]

Your pet does not need to go everywhere with you unless it is a Service Animal. Not an ESA. A Service Animal. Leave your emotional support asshole at home when you go to Trader Joe’s.

[meh @B4c0nBits]

@_chelsbuchanan Don’t do it! Had a job like this before, I worked there for 3 months and only had about 15 hours work in that time. All just because I wasn’t best pals with the creepy head server. It’s a waste of time.

[🤖 @_cs516]

People rushing into having kids whilst in unstable relationships, skint & still wanting to go out every weekend is worse then being an “old parent”

[meh @B4c0nBits]

@najourno @WhistleblowingT I have SEN students that are 12/13 years old but are at a lower mental age. They have been sent to school with instructions to fast. Ended with a melt down and a classroom being torn apart because they wanted dinner. It does happen sadly.

[Tom Rogers @RogersHistory]

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