Benjamin Holmes

I am from the future.

[Benjamin Holmes @B5C]

Starship-as-a-Service is the next logical evolution, and where Starfleet really starts raking in the $$$. You gotta pay extra if you wanna go faster than Warp factor 2.

[Benjamin Holmes @B5C]

WarnerMedia writers just nailing it

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Remember: every time Trump tweets about nuclear war, he's discussing human bodies—the bodies of men, women and kids—being incinerated in an instant, followed by an untold number of agonizing deaths in a long nuclear winter.

Think about that when he tweets. Really think about it.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Thanks for smarm-spaining it to me @tedcruz I know politics can be confusing, but you'd have more credibility if you spelled my name correctly. I mean IT'S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU! Maybe you're just distracted from watching porn at the office again❤️-mh https://t.co/nHpJVG1Wpe

[Benjamin Holmes @B5C]

Should have leveraged https://t.co/VlJa9TLaTw to get the message out, Temp. https://t.co/9T6nDsRqEI

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

I am sad to announce that my online fishing supply store, https://t.co/LJnA17JAeM, will be closing down after months of confusion and low sales

[Benjamin Holmes @B5C]

If anyone needs a reason why we shouldn't trust Russia, here's a great example of their tendency to put delusional nonsense on social media https://t.co/VoY9yL5lJz

[MFA Russia 🇷🇺 @mfa_russia]

#Zakharova: #Holodomor Remembrance Day is marked in Ukraine on November 25 to remember those who died of hunger in the Soviet Union in the 1930s. Kiev’s representation of that tragedy as “the genocide of Ukrainians” is politically charged and contradicts historical facts

[Netflix @netflix]

Netflix supports strong #NetNeutrality. We oppose the FCC's proposal to roll back these core protections.

[Boris Veldhuijzen van Zanten @Boris]

Retweet if you had one of these! (Via @CasperHuls)

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

This new G.G. Allin documentary looks AMAZING.

[Megadeth @Megadeth]

Happy Birthday @DaveMustaine! 🎉

[Benjamin Holmes @B5C]

@agentrickard @walt_allen Solely on the strength of Critical Mass, yes

[Benjamin Holmes @B5C]

Persistence of Time is conspicuously missing, but they got 1,4,and 7 correct. @agentrickard @walt_allen Your thoughts, gentlemen? https://t.co/gygkZkcJJe

[Anthrax @Anthrax]

Anthrax has two albums in Loudwire's Top 50 Thrash Metal Albums of All time!! Both are in the Top 15 🤘

https://t.co/tbSAyt2Pbq

[Clive Barker @RealCliveBarker]

The brilliant @nicholas_vince talks to @DreadCentral about Hellraiser Anthology Vol. 2.
https://t.co/xajFTEoRov

[Benjamin Holmes @B5C]

This, my friends, is how to do nationalism the right way https://t.co/GoiXLelJiQ

[Russia 🇷🇺 @Russia]

U impose #sanctions on us but we still can grow the biggest #pumpkin in the 🌎. C'mon visit @Russia for #PumpkinSoup!

[Benjamin Holmes @B5C]

Yep https://t.co/WOL9ImTgi9

[Benjamin Holmes @B5C]

I wonder if @SalmanRushdie ever types "LOL" in any of his sentences?

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

the most normal thing in 2017 so far https://t.co/X05h6nQFrG

[Russia 🇷🇺 @Russia]

Whoever comes to us with #sanctions, from sanctions will perish. We dedicate this video to those who try to hurt us with new sanctions!

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Hope you are all having the Best Summer.