TEJ BACKWARDS | #1 REVALI FAN | PRESIDENT OF THE OFFICIAL RESISTANCE MAHJONG CLUB | FASTEST CREATURE IN THE UNIVERSE | BITE OF β87 VICTIM | (rp/parody account)
@arosesheart LITERALLY EVERY YEAR. I SNEAK DOWN AND I WATCH HIM PUT PRESENTS UNDER THE TREE. I'VE EVEN TALKED TO HIM ONCE. MAYBE YOU DON'T GET TO SEE SANTA BECAUSE YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO HE HATES YOU
@arosesheart FYI SANTA *DID* GET ME THAT MOTORCYCLE AND I LOOK BADASS RIDING IT! BUT HONESTLY IT'S JUST FOR LOOKS. WHY WOULD I RIDE A STUPID MOTORCYCLE AROUND WHEN I HAVE EXTREME GEAR??? WAVE CAN LITERALLY MAKE ME AN EX GEAR BIKE WHENEVER