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TEJ BACKWARDS | #1 REVALI FAN | PRESIDENT OF THE OFFICIAL RESISTANCE MAHJONG CLUB | FASTEST CREATURE IN THE UNIVERSE | BITE OF ‘87 VICTIM | (rp/parody account)

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YOU’VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

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@arosesheart OH MY BAD

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@arosesheart IT'S A POLAROID IT'S NOT ON MY PHONE. SO GIVE ME A SEC TO LOOK FOR IT! GOD YOU'RE IMPATIENT

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@arosesheart UGH FINE I PROBABLY HAVE A PIC SOMEWHERE JUST GIMME A SEC

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@arosesheart LITERALLY EVERY YEAR. I SNEAK DOWN AND I WATCH HIM PUT PRESENTS UNDER THE TREE. I'VE EVEN TALKED TO HIM ONCE. MAYBE YOU DON'T GET TO SEE SANTA BECAUSE YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO HE HATES YOU

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@arosesheart WYM "BELIEVE" IN SANTA??? I'VE SEEN THE GUY WITH MY OWN TWO EYES

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@arosesheart EX GEAR IS FOR SPEED, MOTORCYCLE IS FOR LOOKING BADASS

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@arosesheart FYI SANTA *DID* GET ME THAT MOTORCYCLE AND I LOOK BADASS RIDING IT! BUT HONESTLY IT'S JUST FOR LOOKS. WHY WOULD I RIDE A STUPID MOTORCYCLE AROUND WHEN I HAVE EXTREME GEAR??? WAVE CAN LITERALLY MAKE ME AN EX GEAR BIKE WHENEVER

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THE COOKIES STORM MADE THIS YEAR ARE ABSOLUTELY FLAMES SO SANTA BETTER BE APPRECIATIVE!!!!!

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MERRY CHRISTMAS JET THE HAWKERS

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GONNA GO TO SLEEP NOW SO SANTA CAN BRING ME A MOTORCYCLE AND THIS YEAR'S SNOW MIKU FIGURE

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@FAST3STALIVE 8>:}

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@FAST3STALIVE UGH OK FINE YOU'LL KISS THE DIRT AND THEN YOU'LL WIPE YOUR MOUTH CUZ THAT'S NASTY AND THEN WE'LL KISS OR SOMETHING

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@FAST3STALIVE MARK MY WORDS, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG! YOU'RE GOING TO GET PULVERIZED SO HARD IN THIS RACE YOU'LL BE KISSING THE DIRT INSTEAD

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@FAST3STALIVE I SEE. BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST 😛

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@FAST3STALIVE NUH UH. HOW?

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@FAST3STALIVE OK.........

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WE BREAK UP IN THE FUTURE *AND* I'M DEAD????? THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. FUCK THIS STUPID BAKA LIFE

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@FAST3STALIVE SHUT UP? NEVER. KISS YOU? YEAH

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@hydrpln_debug @FAST3STALIVE

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@FAST3STALIVE GIVE STORM MY MIKU FIGURINES AND WAVE MY ONE PIECE MANGA COLLECTION. YOU CAN HAVE MY BLU-RAY COPY OF MEGAMIND

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@FAST3STALIVE NO ONE NEEDED TO TELL ME I JUST KNOW. IT'S INEVITABLE SONIC IT'S OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR