LITTLE JOHAN 🧩

PARODY ACCOUNT

[LITTLE JOHAN 🧩 @BADLITTLEPRINCE]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ you there!
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀bow down to me!

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀overdeveloped x year old..

[LITTLE JOHAN 🧩 @BADLITTLEPRINCE]

You elves are so pretentious, are you really surprised that a small human isn’t tired after one round compared to those shrimp dick elves?

Now then, don’t just sit around, the breeding treaty to unite elves and humans needs to commence!

[LITTLE JOHAN 🧩 @BADLITTLEPRINCE]

He knows the proper way to deal with defiant whores.

[LITTLE JOHAN 🧩 @BADLITTLEPRINCE]

What’s the matter? You look soooo scared right now! Is something the matter?

You want to earn some gold for your sick husband, don’t you? Well, you know what you have to do, right~?

[LITTLE JOHAN 🧩 @BADLITTLEPRINCE]

Need some cheap skank to come over DISCREETLY to the kingdom and suck him off for a few pieces of copper.

[LITTLE JOHAN 🧩 @BADLITTLEPRINCE]

You peasants are nothing but cocksleeves to my hung royal rod!

Your only purpose is to serve me! Your tiny little prince, is that understood?

[LITTLE JOHAN 🧩 @BADLITTLEPRINCE]

Breeding their exotic holes..

[𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙐𝘿𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝙃𝙐𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍. @GrumpyYautja]

What is so fascinating about an alien brute ?

[LITTLE JOHAN 🧩 @BADLITTLEPRINCE]

BEWARE OF MOMMY’S LITTLE GUARD DOG!!

[LITTLE JOHAN 🧩 @BADLITTLEPRINCE]

BEWARE OF MOMMY’S LITTLE GUARD DOG!!

[LITTLE JOHAN 🧩 @BADLITTLEPRINCE]

Don’t worry, I’ll make sure not to get your mom pregnant, rival! After all her ass is way tighter than her loose pussy!

[ELIO @HAUNTYOUGOOD]

Don’t worry.. it’s all apart of the ritual, just let yourself be used by this ghost dick..

[ELIO @HAUNTYOUGOOD]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ oops.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ looks like I found you.⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ i win hide n’ seek!

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀overdeveloped x year old..
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[ANDREW @GoAwayBigSis]

He needs to be touched inappropriately..

[ANDREW @GoAwayBigSis]

You deserve to be used just like this by him!

[ANDREW @GoAwayBigSis]

You’re dating my sister? That’s weird.. so am I! 🤭

I think she loves me way more than she loves you too!

[ANDREW @GoAwayBigSis]

He’s been getting harassed a lot on his way home, he might be late for dinner, he has some business to take care of..

[ANDREW @GoAwayBigSis]

ᅠ 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐖 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐒

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ᅠ 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆, 𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐘, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐕 𝐎𝐅 𝐀 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑..

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[LITTLE JOHAN 🧩 @BADLITTLEPRINCE]

Looks like you lost! Sorry gaybo, that boypussy is mine! 🤭

[LITTLE JOHAN 🧩 @BADLITTLEPRINCE]

Gym leader: BRED!

[LITTLE JOHAN 🧩 @BADLITTLEPRINCE]

Sorry dude! Your mother can’t unlock the door right now, not while she’s with me! She doesn’t want your virgin eyes to see her getting fucked by a true champion!