Josh Habets

Roses are red... no maybe they're pink... they might be purple... being color blind stinks...

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@BeauZHyatt With the last best decision being when you bought your other smoker...

[Josh Habets @BAD_HAB3TS]

If my neighbors hell hound keeps me up till midnight one more time I just might go show it how Old Yeller ended...

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Counter point.

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You know there's a lot of fires when the moon looks like a thumb nail with a fungus

[Josh Habets @BAD_HAB3TS]

I didn't realize how lonely I was gonna be when all my roommates left me for the summer. I don't like it 😫

[Josh Habets @BAD_HAB3TS]

Somebody asked me today how dirty I get with my job. I told them I feel the need to wash my hands before I take a shit. They just stared at me blankly...

[Josh Habets @BAD_HAB3TS]

If I choose to buy loafers instead of laced shoes does that make me old or just lazy...

[Josh Habets @BAD_HAB3TS]

This long weekend cannot come soon enough

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@BeauZHyatt @TheHyyyype I dont see the problem...

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Politics has forced me to hate life...

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@Monsterhesh @SportsCenter Cant believe the Fail Mary wasn't your pick

[Josh Habets @BAD_HAB3TS]

@BeauZHyatt Im your huckleberry

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@BeauZHyatt Physically I'm there

[Josh Habets @BAD_HAB3TS]

If anyone can tell me the secret to losing weight while still allowing me to keep my beer drinking habits it would be highly appreciated

[Josh Habets @BAD_HAB3TS]

It's only 1:30 on a Tuesday and the work week already has me wanting to make a liquor store run 😑

[Josh Habets @BAD_HAB3TS]

I graduated college 3 years ago and look like I've aged 10 years since then. Is that bad?

[Josh Habets @BAD_HAB3TS]

@BeauZHyatt Put me in coach

[Josh Habets @BAD_HAB3TS]

I always debate about going to the gym after work until I realize there's beer in the fridge...

[Josh Habets @BAD_HAB3TS]

@BeauZHyatt Do you curl your hair?

[Josh Habets @BAD_HAB3TS]

Thinking about making a GoFundMe page just so I can get money to move back to Montana next week. Would that be too selfish?