Bama G.

Check out Wicked Little Clown on facebook: I'm 1/3 Redneck 1/3 Gypsy & 1/3 old Hippie.
I'm a single father of two awesome kids

[Bama G. @BAMA338nutt]

I just stole Santa's naughty list! Ironically, it's almost identical to my Facebook friends list.

[Bama G. @BAMA338nutt]

A good rifle is like a good woman and blessed is the man that can find both in his short time on Earth, for both are a joy to hold.

[Bama G. @BAMA338nutt]

We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us

[Bama G. @BAMA338nutt]

Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude

[Bama G. @BAMA338nutt]

We do precision guess work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge

[Bama G. @BAMA338nutt]

It's called fall because everything is falling; leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, motivation...

[Bama G. @BAMA338nutt]

Chili represents your three stages of matter: solid, liquid and eventually gas.

[Bama G. @BAMA338nutt]

As a child you loved playing in the mud, so don't worry if your feet get a bit dirty on your journey through life

[Bama G. @BAMA338nutt]

Life is filled with people who either take too much medication or not enough.

[Bama G. @BAMA338nutt]

Bitterness is like drinking rat poison and waiting for the rat to die

[Bama G. @BAMA338nutt]

A stumbling block to the pessimist is a stepping stone to the optimist

[Bama G. @BAMA338nutt]

The stone age was marked by mans clever use of crude tools; the information age, to date has been marked by man's crude use of clever tools

[Bama G. @BAMA338nutt]

Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going to fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.

[Bama G. @BAMA338nutt]

https://t.co/YdTphpReex

[Bama G. @BAMA338nutt]

Carpenters are just like cats.
We cover up our dirty work.

[Bama G. @BAMA338nutt]

I think Jerry Springer should moderate the next debate

[Bama G. @BAMA338nutt]

Man is a tool-using Animal. Nowhere do you find him without tools; without tools he is nothing, with tools he is all.

[Bama G. @BAMA338nutt]

Once the game is over, the King & the Pawn go back in the same box

[Bama G. @BAMA338nutt]

But let him ask in faith, with no doubting, for he who doubts is like a wave of the sea driven and tossed by the wind.