A Real Cool Cat

Well yeah, shouldn't I be?

[A Real Cool Cat @BAMFCORY]

"Life is short, and shame will only make you more resistant to future shame until you are a horrifying and calloused mess that can only be proud of yourself." -Caretaker

[Three-Eyed Raisin @GulagJamun_]

Nice!

[A Real Cool Cat @BAMFCORY]

Like we been knew but I'm a single hour in and now we KNOW know

[A Real Cool Cat @BAMFCORY]

Man I'm really bout to dump 500 hours of my life into this new Zelda game huh

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

7 Habits of Highly Effective People
1. Teeth
2. So many teeth
3. More than they should
4. Glistening teeth
5. And yellow. SO yellow
6. And crooked
7. Sharp, too. This probably should have been 1 or 2, if we’re being honest.

[Clayton Ashley @Clayton_Ashley]

Learning from my wife what you can do in stardew valley’s “late game” is my personal Riverdale.

She’s 100s of hours in and saying shit like “gotta go to the sewer to feed Crobus his void egg. If you marry him you never have to kiss”

[A Real Cool Cat @BAMFCORY]

A sailor ain't a sailor anymore

[A Real Cool Cat @BAMFCORY]

I don't even have time to play the instruments I already have tho :(

[A Real Cool Cat @BAMFCORY]

I want a banjo so fuckin bad

[lissy @babeygirlmac]

happy easter to everyone going to sunday mass today

[A Real Cool Cat @BAMFCORY]

In my Yahtzee era

[jordan @JordanUhl]

In January: It's not price gouging, it's just "normal economics"

Today: Profits up 718% last quarter

[A Real Cool Cat @BAMFCORY]

@vvugs "I don't know how we didn't realize Goodman Justice was the evil necromancer with a fake mustache pretending to be the king's royal guard, thank the gods Ass Fuck Incorporated was here to save the day" -end of campaign-

[A Real Cool Cat @BAMFCORY]

Got some mail the other day for a prior tenant of this house (I assume) and their name is Goodman Justice and I can't stop thinking about it

[san 🇵🇸 @ndsnas]

Haven’t stopped laughing at this Letterboxd list for a hot minute.

[A Real Cool Cat @BAMFCORY]

@dadadishmon That is rough but also 3 weeks of labor to get a truck isn't a /horrible/ deal all things considered.

[A Real Cool Cat @BAMFCORY]

@dadadishmon HELL yeah we love a company vehicle

[A Real Cool Cat @BAMFCORY]

I'm begging

[natasha lyonne @nlyonne]

Why can’t someone invent a healthy cigarette? I thought this was the future.

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

trials I can handle, but if I encounter even one tribulation I am going home