This is freaking hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣
Woman: Oh my god. Are you okay?
Man: Yeah, I'm okay.
Woman: What happened?
Man: I was running on the trail and I stepped in some dog shit. And I sat down to try to clean it off my shoe and this guy come running by and he stepped in it. I laughed at him and said I just did that. He come over and fucking punched me in the face like three times and called me a nasty son of a bitch. 🤣🤣🤣
Woman: oh my god, I’m so sorry.
one of my homies today asked me to imagine what jameis might say to dart about all this. i said “anything is on the board.”
here’s the board. as you can see, i was correct.
BREAKING: FedEx driver who pleaded guilty to kidnapping and murdering 7-year-old Athena Strand, has been sentenced to death.
Tanner Horner snatched Athena while he was delivering a Barbie doll to her home in Paradise, Texas.
At one point during the trial, jurors broke down in tears while hearing audio of Horner killing Athena after he told her to take off her shirt and said she was "really pretty."
Athena repeatedly asked for her mother before she was killed.
"Horner is then heard asking Athena to remove her shirt, and there are several moments when she says "no" and asks for her mom. That was followed by repeated sounds of crying, screaming and banging," NBC reported last month.
Following three hours of deliberation today, Horner was sentenced to death by lethal injection.
@CurlyShic All ima say is God ain’t make that kewchie just for telling men how good it is and they can’t have none 😂 it get wet to slide them babies out too