.. bodyguard? ( ´ ∀`) .. i always wanted my own bodyguard–robo ... and then iʼd have much to annihilate! starting with those freaks who tried cutting my tail off for funsies!
.. owowow— ( heʼs just dramatic. this is fine. the force is nothing. ) and i thought i was touchy ..
owowow ... my flesh ...
( heʼs as limp as a ragdoll. totally cool with letting this happen! after all, what are ultra mega best friends for... it doesnʼt actually hurt, heʼs just dramatic. )
ekku ... hehe ... neat! what kinda robot are you.
i get that a lot! ... never really remember what comes after!
( wiggling around, suspended in the air. mostly unbothered by this ... tongue stuck out when the nose is pressed. )
iʼd rather be not split into firewood, though!! thatʼd be inconvenient. you should use actual wood.