‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍͜𝔱͟hᴇ ꫀ͜x͟𝔦le.

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠo͜z never 𝔤ave anything to the ᴛin manᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ —ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ that he didn't already have .

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍͜𝔱͟hᴇ ꫀ͜x͟𝔦le. @BANIISH3D]

ᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ITERATION #1.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠTHE EXILE , EKKU .

[turbomander @turbomander]

THE ONLY THING I LOVE MORE THAN CASTING MY MFING SPELLS IS MY WIFE

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍͜𝔱͟h�� ꫀ͜x͟𝔦le. @BANIISH3D]

|| yugh i miss u man

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍͜𝔱͟hᴇ ꫀ͜x͟𝔦le. @BANIISH3D]

@LOVEBLOSSUMSNOW no i do too

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍͜𝔱͟hᴇ ꫀ͜x͟𝔦le. @BANIISH3D]

@DICEPTIONS WHOOO IS THIS

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍͜𝔱͟hᴇ ꫀ͜x͟𝔦le. @BANIISH3D]

'exhaling' . slamming cleaver into dirt next ot head .

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ 𝓚𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐇𝐀 @0FHERPEACE]

A little bit snoring, eyes keeping close.

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍͜𝔱͟hᴇ ꫀ͜x͟𝔦le. @BANIISH3D]

there we go . finally got it . congrats . ( dropping before it 'stretches' out .

technically a shapeshifter . it's complicated .

[𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘶 .ᐟ @straygaze]

okay! iʼm good at this!

( rapid fire. random bullshit GO. )

chef— barber— lawn mower— choreographer— life coach— barista— sports car— sandwich artist— retail worker— baby sitter— dog whisperer—

. . . some kinda war machine slash mercenary ? (•͈ ꇴ •͈)

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍͜𝔱͟hᴇ ꫀ͜x͟𝔦le. @BANIISH3D]

incorrect . guess again , and again .

[𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘶 .ᐟ @straygaze]

.. bodyguard? (　´ ∀｀) .. i always wanted my own bodyguard–robo ... and then iʼd have much to annihilate! starting with those freaks who tried cutting my tail off for funsies!

.. owowow— ( heʼs just dramatic. this is fine. the force is nothing. ) and i thought i was touchy ..

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍͜𝔱͟hᴇ ꫀ͜x͟𝔦le. @BANIISH3D]

@V0GELL mhhhhmm .

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍͜𝔱͟hᴇ ꫀ͜x͟𝔦le. @BANIISH3D]

@straygaze I would know he released me

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍͜𝔱͟hᴇ ꫀ͜x͟𝔦le. @BANIISH3D]

@V0GELL tsk tsk . humans , always deceiving .

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍͜𝔱͟hᴇ ꫀ͜x͟𝔦le. @BANIISH3D]

use your eyes and perceive me . it shouldn’t be that hard .

( still poking and prodding . using just a tad bit too much force . )

[𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘶 .ᐟ @straygaze]

owowow ... my flesh ...

( heʼs as limp as a ragdoll. totally cool with letting this happen! after all, what are ultra mega best friends for... it doesnʼt actually hurt, heʼs just dramatic. )

ekku ... hehe ... neat! what kinda robot are you.

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍͜𝔱͟hᴇ ꫀ͜x͟𝔦le. @BANIISH3D]

@V0GELL What was that .

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍͜𝔱͟hᴇ ꫀ͜x͟𝔦le. @BANIISH3D]

@straygaze No that’s his gay beam he’s just too homo for the city to handle

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍͜𝔱͟hᴇ ꫀ͜x͟𝔦le. @BANIISH3D]

@straygaze Greek I think . Where tf were Adam and Eve even from I’m a shit catholic . Is it even catholic idk

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍͜𝔱͟hᴇ ꫀ͜x͟𝔦le. @BANIISH3D]

@V0GELL correct. most likely this week .

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍͜𝔱͟hᴇ ꫀ͜x͟𝔦le. @BANIISH3D]

ekku.

( poking sides . curious beast . )

[𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘶 .ᐟ @straygaze]

( squeaking happily. like a rat ... which is confusing, as he is a cat. but he squeaks, nonetheless ... )

actually, my name is chiu !! :)

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍͜𝔱͟hᴇ ꫀ͜x͟𝔦le. @BANIISH3D]

@straygaze Well yes that is a radio signal . I’ve played lob corp chump I used to write Adam

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍͜𝔱͟hᴇ ꫀ͜x͟𝔦le. @BANIISH3D]

you’re such an odd specimen . truly intriguing .

[𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘶 .ᐟ @straygaze]

i get that a lot! ... never really remember what comes after!

( wiggling around, suspended in the air. mostly unbothered by this ... tongue stuck out when the nose is pressed. )

iʼd rather be not split into firewood, though!! thatʼd be inconvenient. you should use actual wood.

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍͜𝔱͟hᴇ ꫀ͜x͟𝔦le. @BANIISH3D]

@straygaze || I prolly won’t i need to write more non humans like aliens and robos