Sam 🏉

Always aiming for the best!

[Commanding officer @OCMakinya]

The making of a KDF cadet officer

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

Have any matatu owners been sent those speeding fines? Matatu guys seem to be blasting through every 50 zone without a care in the world.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This should be an album cover

[Barry Ipapoh 🏴󠁫󠁥󠀰󠀴󠁿 @BarryIpapo]

A Kenyan attending G7 is like a broke family member attending family meeting. No one listens to you as they think you are there to beg them. They will use their leverage to exploit you. Kazi ni kutumwa jacket kwa gari

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Wayne Rooney's message to Kobbie Mainoo is everything 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🌟

💬 @BBCSport

[I. Cox @IanECox]

Ole Sereni Hotel used to be the US Embassy for 5 years.. after the bombing.

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

Kwani mnataka watu wapatane wapi? People are panicking because running clubs and gyms are becoming dating spaces.

We made church less central, work romance is kinda dangerous because of the power dynamics, clubs are terrible for conversation, and dating apps reduce you to a thumbnail and cheesy bio.

It's not a problem when people find places where you can’t hide behind your phone

[Sky Sports F1 @SkySportsF1]

Lewis Hamilton wins his first Grand Prix with Ferrari 🤩🏆

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

The biggest fight men married to the right women have is trying to stay fit . It's a battle I have fought for years ,at some point I was loosing at my heaviest I was 110kg 😨😨😨. The chair lady's love language is food ,this woman will feed you into a round person.
Today by 8am there were pancakes ,sweet potatoes and tea at the table . Anytime she finds herself in the house she will start cooking. It has become very important that we dnt get to the house ,after church when funds are good I take her to get some nyama choma , you can't over eat meat it's impossible.
Hapa niliona nikicheza naweza jipata nakaa atwoli without funds .

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

While greed is destroying Kenya . Switzerland is being destroyed by fear ,this people dnt want the population to go above 10million . They are voting to cap their population at 10m . Before you impregnate your wife you will apply for a vacancy . The government will say sorry there are no vacancies kindly withdrawal like mutua.

[Mstephanõ @Mstephano_]

Its crazy how a man needs money to become a member of HIS own family.

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

I will never understand a "free trial" needing my debit card information.

[Sam 🏉 @BAQSAM]

@big4lllllll @Mbinya__ 😂😂😂

[Metrotrans E.A Ltd @MetrotransBus]

NEW ROUTE ALERT!

We are pleased to inform you that effective Monday 15th June 2026,we will be introducing a new route to better serve our valued customers.

New Route: Khoja Stage – Ngara – City Park – Muthaiga – UNEP – Village Market – Ruaka – Muchatha – Banana

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

If you are single because you can't lower your standards, why are men who meet your standards not approaching you?

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

On Sunday KTN will be exposing how they’re hawking national IDs in preparation for tutam.

Ruto will burn down this country.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[Monsignor Benoit @I_am_benjy]

@ivymuthe Vasco Danganya would literally learn Russian just to take a loan.

[Tom Okila Bruce @tobrok2]

Someone find her and protect her. She has spoken for 60Million Kenyans

[DelSavy ✨ @delcyn_savannah]

One thing about kujituma and having a great work ethic is that the universe has no choice but to respect the effort. So things will fall into place, it’s only a matter of time ✨