Alex

30 years young | Human IMDB. Enjoy long walks in the forest and stumbling across abandoned cabins. Hopeful film maker. Support human artists. MN.

[Alex @BARLS0N]

Where the fuck is cheesasarus Rex?

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Mamdani to New Yorkers after the Knicks win the NBA Finals:

[Alex @BARLS0N]

V/H/S where the entries are centered on water with at least one practical monster

[Alex @BARLS0N]

Make a @McDonalds morning lobby scented candle and my wallet is yours

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[Alex @BARLS0N]

Playing a game during a driving segment and the passenger says “eyes on the road” or “I thought you knew how to drive” hurts more than being bad at the game

[Parody/Spoof/Satire Clips 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @NoContextSpoof]

It’s Pride Month!! You know what that means:

[Alex @BARLS0N]

@eastgorteau @_AudreyKennedy Riverdale parking lot is a top contender

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for Zach Cregger's ‘RESIDENT EVIL’ has been released.

In theaters on September 18.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A millionaire trophy hunter was trampled to death by five elephants while hunting in South Africa

[Alex @BARLS0N]

If they got “guy” somewhere in their email address they got bodies in the closet

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[Alex @BARLS0N]

My best friends got married in Georgia two weeks ago.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A live-action 'Dungeon Crawler Carl' series is in development at Peacock

Seth MacFarlane will executive produce the series

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Ryan Coogler accepts his first-ever Oscar to a standing ovation

“To my parents who are here, thank you for making me believe in myself… Memories are all we have. I hope we give you some great ones.”

[Alex @BARLS0N]

Work sent a meeting alert for the day I’m on vacation

[greta theft autumn ✿ (4.3% FC) @2007warpedtour]

the twins should sell a great lakes freighter shaped container of fish & chips

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

The worst she can say is no?

But what if she says

“I support ice agents”

[Alex @BARLS0N]

Cutting a promo while dripped out and BODYING everyone!

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Jesse Ventura responds to Minneapolis ICE shooting, says he may run for Governor again:

"We're a 3rd world country now!"

He calls Trump a "rich white boy" & asks if Sec. Noem has "ever met a person of color."

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Hideo Kojima on which recent movie he'd be interested in adapting into a video game 🎮

"Predator Badlands"

(via @WIRED)

[Alex @BARLS0N]

Fuuuuuuug