BASED Shikamaru

[BASED Shikamaru @BASED_Lizard]

@Goose_Haley Next time someone don’t hold the door for you, run their pockets

[BASED Shikamaru @BASED_Lizard]

I’m starting to take after my father when it comes to my relationship and I hate it. I don’t want to be like this. I’m pretty sure its why my last relationship failed and why my best friend of ten years had no issue with just ghosting me.

[BASED Shikamaru @BASED_Lizard]

Joined @FaZeClan

[BASED Shikamaru @BASED_Lizard]

I only say morning, because if it was a good morning I’d be getting pegged by a tall goth dommy mommy

[BASED Shikamaru @BASED_Lizard]

@dee_feee @venusiangirl BARK BARK WOOF BARK WOOF BARK BARJ BARK WOOF BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK BARK WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK WOOD WOOF BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF

[BASED Shikamaru @BASED_Lizard]

@Goose_Haley That was fast, keep me posted, I’m invested now.

[BASED Shikamaru @BASED_Lizard]

She thought she could just remix Juice’s dance move and no one would notice. Used Trippie and still less than him.

[DeeGe @ItzDeege]

@XXL

[はち@まんぷくアートスタジオ/書籍『まんぷくかえるのおすそわけ』発売中 @hachiyahachi1]

最近旬のものが多くて、働いてばかりいるかえる。

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I NEVER FUCKED WAYNE!
I NEVER FUCKED DRAKE!

[BASED Shikamaru @BASED_Lizard]

@ThisguyJonathan Sounds like yo pull out game is lackin. Hml and I’ll give you some tips

[BASED Shikamaru @BASED_Lizard]

@Goose_Haley “Ellie from the last of us” 🤢🤮 Someone get bro and lock him in a casket

[BASED Shikamaru @BASED_Lizard]

Since when did bacon start frying itself?

[BASED Shikamaru @BASED_Lizard]

@Goose_Haley That man got lined up and it’s been his pinned tweet for a minute. If you don’t normally take of yourself just say that.

[BASED Shikamaru @BASED_Lizard]

@theneedledrop Do you like my pizza?

[BASED Shikamaru @BASED_Lizard]

I want this nigga to whisper “orgasm” into my ear

[BASED Shikamaru @BASED_Lizard]

@CTfaggot Shut yo cute ass up before I fuck around n make your day better ✨

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

Sis if you ain’t have it just say that.

HER boyfriend is not responsible for you.