— LEGO BATMAN

❝ LIFE DOESN'T GIVE YOU SEATBELTS ❞ / #𝙳𝙾𝚆𝙽𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁

[— LEGO BATMAN @BATIISMS]

< Lego Batman >

❝ Who's this Bruce Wayne dude, pfft, he sounds like a cool guy! ❞

[ SFW ONLY / NO LEWD / SHIPS: MEH / 50% CRACK AND 50% SERIOUS ]

< #LegoRP + #LegoMovieRP + #MVRP >

[𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 .ᐟ @ASHARPSMILE]

⠀

THE 𝘏𝘈𝘙𝘓𝘌𝘘𝘜𝘐𝘕 OF 𝑯𝑨𝑻𝑬，
THE 𝑁𝐸𝑊 FACE OF 𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋. . .

https://t.co/qzlbmLJHNm

[— LEGO BATMAN @BATIISMS]

" first rule, there are no rule, second rule, repeat "

[— LEGO BATMAN @BATIISMS]

" I don't know what your talking about, lady "

[— LEGO BATMAN @BATIISMS]

" but it's a pizzeria and I'm never scared "

[— LEGO BATMAN @BATIISMS]

" ...what? "

[— LEGO BATMAN @BATIISMS]

" My job starts soon "

[— LEGO BATMAN @BATIISMS]

Like totally, dude!

I got more in the fridge to enjoy!

:)

[𝕱𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓' 𝕾𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖗! @MarvelousQuips]

You're sharing yours with me?

[— LEGO BATMAN @BATIISMS]

< Batman rn >

[— LEGO BATMAN @BATIISMS]

" RATMAN??? "

[— LEGO BATMAN @BATIISMS]

" ..how are you doing? "

[— LEGO BATMAN @BATIISMS]

" if it isn't my archenemy, the joker! "

[— LEGO BATMAN @BATIISMS]

" Hey, isn't that the unicorn cat thing...I think I seen them before. "

[— LEGO BATMAN @BATIISMS]

" GOING DOWN—!! "

< he crashes into a bush >

[— LEGO BATMAN @BATIISMS]

" nothing, it's just that you threw words at me...now I throw words at you "

[— LEGO BATMAN @BATIISMS]

Lobsters good, dude, try it.

[𝕱𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓' 𝕾𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖗! @MarvelousQuips]

...

[— LEGO BATMAN @BATIISMS]

" I DON'T speak moron, now if you need me, I'll be leaving "

< once his ride got here, he'd hop in and fly it away >

[— LEGO BATMAN @BATIISMS]

" I'm sorry, what was that, I don't speak moron. "

[— LEGO BATMAN @BATIISMS]

" do you think your smarter then a 5th grader, didn't think so "

< he calls out for his batwing to come pick him up >