Back And To The Left

Human (ish). Hull based comedy band and general agitators. Probable traitor. A bigger axe is the solution to all problems. I run comedy nights so get in touch!

[Back And To The Left @BATTLCOMEDY]

My girlfriend said our relationship ended due to a lack of communication. I asked "when did this start?" She wouldn't tell me.

[Back And To The Left @BATTLCOMEDY]

@RadishHarmers This is a chair

[planet the seal @planettheseal]

@MELANIATRUMP gurl, sort your fella out...

[planet the seal @planettheseal]

@realDonaldTrump you're an absolute fanny mate...

[Back And To The Left @BATTLCOMEDY]

Fuck my back is in pieces
This is my last mosh pit
Catteracts, bad hearing

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

The clocks go forward tonight. I'm turning my clock forward to 5000002026 when the sun should be exploding and swallowing up this fetid shitball full of grim wankers.

[Back And To The Left @BATTLCOMEDY]

What absolute noncery is this

[Britain First @BFirstParty]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 BRITAIN FIRST ST GEORGE'S DAY PARADE IN MANCHESTER

JOIN US ON SATURDAY 18 APRIL 12 MIDDAY (STORE STREET, OUTSIDE MANCHESTER PICCADILLY STATION) AS WE MARCH TO CELEBRATE ENGLISH PRIDE AND IDENTITY

[Back And To The Left @BATTLCOMEDY]

I fucked off Twitter for ages....people still crying about that Kirk loser?

[not emma @buttholefactory]

Life may be in the toilet but at least I’m not a white person who says “namaste”

[Back And To The Left @BATTLCOMEDY]

Two Rustlers burgers and a spicy pepperami isn't a Sunday lunch

[djclipart @djclipart]

Yer da when they don't put the word easter on a delicious choccy egg

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

Imagine if you will, a bongo flick called The Strait of Horniez. Handsome oil tanker captains must negotiate safe passage through a stretch of water patrolled by militant busty stunners, with sexy consequences.

[conor @conor_brn]

A fella leaning on a fence absolutely skulking a can of Tyskie just stopped me and asked what time it is. Looks like Party Time to me brother

[Lowkey @Lowkey0nline]

Priti Patel blocked the FBI from questioning Prince Andrew over his relationship with Israeli asset Jeffrey Epstein.

Patel also had 13 secret meetings with Israeli government figures, including Netanyahu, to discuss the funneling of UK public funds to the Israeli army.

[Derek Pakora @DeathlyAcorn]

How can they be British if they weren't even born here?

[Magills @magills_]

Man goes to the doctor, “Doc, I’m depressed. I keep banging women in their early 20s and I can’t stop.” Doc says, “the Foo Fighters are in town. Go to their concert and take your mind off of all the hot 20 somethings you keep banging.” The man says, “but Doc, I am Foo Fighters.”

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Britain has been divided ever since the football Home Championship was scrapped in 1984. It gave one country bragging rights for a year and kept the peace.

[Council Estate Media @cem_uk_]

If the Israeli attack on the South Pars gas field results in an infrastructure war, targeting energy and water facilities, it could collapse the Gulf region and create 100 million refugees. The global economy is at the brink, all because the US won't lock up its fucking paedos.

[Back And To The Left @BATTLCOMEDY]

@HLTCO The Far Corner

[Andrew Day @AKDay89]

At this rate the Trump administration will release the full unredacted Epstein files to distract from Iran.