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[J🍄 @BAYAREABADDIIE]

AVI + Boomerang

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

The question you have to ask yourself is - why are they trying to destroy the planet as fast as they can, and why do they want all of us dead?

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

And people still ask why Black women don’t trust the medical system like history didn’t literally weaponize healthcare against them.

[Oyinkan.❤️ @oyinkansol92186]

One of my contributions to society is not forcing myself into any clique of friends.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

god damn it.... son of a bitch... I just realized that Blueys mom works in airport security... and Blueys dad is an archaeologist.... Bluey's mom's job is sniffing, and Bluey's dad's job is digging up bones.... because they're fucking dogs.....

[THESE PUSSY NIGGAS NOT FEELING ME. @000Troop]

I just can’t let anybody in my space you bitches be bringing your problems from 2016 with yall.

[cloud 9 @no9fine]

The last 2–3 years forced me to rewire my thoughts and reconstruct my feelings after some of the worst betrayals. I’m not moved by anything.

[Zion @zionszzn]

We joking about it, but inflation getting to a point where it ain't funny.

[JustJamie21 @Carter_Jamie21]

“Needed Me” by Rihanna was the only diss she needed to record for ol’ boy…

Straight up told that nigga..

“Baby don’t get it twisted—You was JUST another nigga on the hit list, tryna fix your inner issues with a bad bitch”

CLEEEEEEEAAAAARRRREED HIM!!

in one line 😮‍💨

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

US about to be a fourth world country

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

When I was young I thought things were bad because solutions were complicated, and now I’m older and realize things are bad because the solutions are often simple, but they would inconvenience affluent people, or those who aspire to be, and religious fanatics.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Paying taxes should feel like contributing to a beautiful, shared community garden.

Not like funding a global demonic cult.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Black women’s influence taught everyone else how to properly maintain one’s natural hair texture, and “frizzy” hair (which many white people thought we have) is, as it turns out, just mistreated curly/wavy hair.

[belak🌪️ @kalebjackson00]

btw this poisons the GLOBE. you yes YOU will have these cancer chemicals in your body because of this

[Big Britt @bigfacebritt]

You cannot budget your way out of $8 gas and $28 lunches

[Sianni @SIANNILAURENT]

watching somebody lie about their interests to look like they have something in common with you in real time is actually so crazy omg

[🥨 @elyshianone]

@xevekiah Some jokes are too specific to come from nowhere. People always hide the truth behind “I was just kidding.”

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

It sounds dramatic, but I genuinely decided to end my relationship with my boyfriend because he “teased” or jokingly said that if we had a daughter, and she inherited my looks and turned out really beautiful, he might feel attracted to her in an incestuous way. He laughed, but I couldn’t stop thinking about what kind of person even says that.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

“Marriages used to last.” Nah bro, your grandma was chained by the ankles.