Blue Balled Since '99

Haaaaii!

[Blue Balled Since '99 @BAaarrrgghh]

@Intel_Dork I return the energy I am given. My asshole neighbor is one of those that uses no turn signal. Needless to say, but I don't call him an asshole just because of the blinker.

[Blue Balled Since '99 @BAaarrrgghh]

https://t.co/CrquPGhwHA

[Blue Balled Since '99 @BAaarrrgghh]

Considering the breakneck pace various nations are sticking AI into armed military hardware, despite a century's worth of fiction saying that's a bad idea, I'm not surprised their also trying to replicate Planet of the Apes. Wake me when the world decides to emulate '12 Monkeys'.

[Blue Balled Since '99 @BAaarrrgghh]

@frieren_babe Scheiße

[Blue Balled Since '99 @BAaarrrgghh]

@iiamkrshn Level 1 Dark Souls runs be like.

[Blue Balled Since '99 @BAaarrrgghh]

You're not my type either. I'm almost 20 years happily married.

[Aaliyah Shark アリーヤ @aaliyahvtuber_]

Be honest

[Rachel @RachelCerexhe]

When a man is right 🎯👌🏼

[Blue Balled Since '99 @BAaarrrgghh]

@AtRealBen I'm almost looking forward to the total collapse of law and order. Without the pesky laws, I can finally end my asshole neighbor's life. I say ALMOST, because everything else is going to suck the big one.

[Blue Balled Since '99 @BAaarrrgghh]

What do you want me to say, that I'm incredibly jealous? That is a phenomenal collection of rare sticks. And a supportive wife on top of it? Shiii...

[Blue Balled Since '99 @BAaarrrgghh]

You don't control me, I'll laugh if I wanna.

[American Dad @_NotAmericanDad]

Don’t laugh

[Blue Balled Since '99 @BAaarrrgghh]

@Pretty_Maf @Charlygotyou My white, liberal single mother beat my ass with a wooden spatula just fine, thank you very much. I nearly got the cops called on me trying to mete out a much lighter sentence on my stepson many years later. His conservative blood father is a worthless piece of shit.

[Esteban Martinez @TheBesteban]

All rise for the New Jersey national anthem

[Tyler Ratcliff @TylerRatcliff17]

I’m not sure who taught this kid this joke, but I know they’re in trouble. On the other hand this is quite possibly the best joke I’ve ever heard🤣🤣