Brandon Anderson

Somewhere remote, minding my own business.

[Brandon Anderson @BAnderson1995]

Everything happens for a reason. God has always got our back.

[Brandon Anderson @BAnderson1995]

Joe Rogan has to throw this up on the screen and analyze immediately.

[Icy @whereicy]

At the strip club sighing loudly until the stripper ask what’s wrong

[hnvm @moraldisarray]

“if im lying, im flying economy” is just not a lyric im willing to say out loud

[sean illing @seanilling]

This captures basically everything I hate about this sterile self-optimization culture that seems to have forgotten the whole fucking point of living

[Jeffrey Boadi @jeffreyboadi_]

Perfect example of Whoop stats controlling someone’s life

3 glasses of wine might make you feel a bit groggy if you don’t drink all that often, but I can almost guarantee looking at data on a screen about how bad it made your sleep will make you feel 10x worse

Over-optimisation and micromanagement of health creates less health and more fragility

[believer. @Earmerican]

This plot twist song makes me wanna just roll down the windows and speed on the fucking highway man. Summertime let’s go

[Brandon Anderson @BAnderson1995]

Drake is having the greatest run in hip-hop history.

[Myles 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @myles_premium_]

Throwing a bottle of 1942 into the middle of the room like a flash bang and ordering my food.

[Kevin G. Beckman @KGBBooks]

Women are going to utterly crash out if the AI pairs them with their looks match. “You are a perfect match for this 5’9, 200 lb, Norwood 7 man who earns $75K per year.”

[Tervis Scoot @tervisscoot]

Drake gave me a good laugh with this one

[Brandon Anderson @BAnderson1995]

🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

WHO'S GETTING THE FIRST LISTEN TONIGHT?

💿 Drake — ICEMAN

💿 LUCKI — Dr*gs R Bad (ft. Veeze, Lil Baby, Rylo Rodriguez & Chynna)

💿 BNYX® — GENESIS FM (ft. Yeat, Don Toliver, Kid Cudi, Lancey Foux, Big Sean + more)

💿 GIVĒON — BELOVED: ACT II (ft. Leon Thomas, Kehlani, Sasha Keable & Teddy Swims)

🎵 Steve Aoki, BIA & Destroy Lonely — Young

💿 bleeod — protagonist (out now)

🎵 bbno$ — round and round (out now)

💿 Lil Shine — Get Rich Or D*e Sippin’

🎵 Chris Patrick — Bigger Than Ever (We Back) [From "Scary Movie 6"]

💿 Lord Sko & Statik Selektah — Elevator Music

🎵 Lackvill & Jace! — Top Speed (out now)

💿 Quando Rondo — Until I Return

🎵 Adanna Duru & Bas — One on One

💿 Pigeons & Planes — See You Next Year 3 (ft. Ovrkast., Alemeda, Liim, PUNCHING BAG, Ronshach + more)

🎵 Russ Millions — Bike Back

💿 Genesis Owusu — REDSTAR WU & THE WORLDWIDE SCOURGE

[Stelios Panagiotou @Panagiotou90St]

If Nolan's Odyssey bombs, it will send the message across that even a big team of A-listers adapting one of the greatest and most popular epics of all time, cannot survive bending the knee to wokeness. You know what to do.

[Jaeger Media @jaegermedia1]

It will never stop being funny that the body positivity movement died the second Ozempic became a thing.

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Feel like the Bible is quite explicit on this one

[skooks @skooookum]

20 year old in the gym on a Friday night:

Impressive, healthy, staying out of trouble, money minded entrepreneur

30 year old:

harrowing, dark, where is your family

[Russell Crowe @russellcrowe]

I know I’m old and terrible and I do not mean this applies to the generation of earned tattoo’s … but these days , all these strange individual random kiddy paint tattoo images…wtf?

[Today’s Date Is June 4th @TodaysDateGuy]

This block of ice bullshit is the most exciting hip hop has been in months

This genre is fucking cooked when Drake retires holy shit

[Cody Elijah @CodyElijah1]

Because the mafia as such no longer exists. The criminality is now baked into the government, which is aesthetically boring.