Brianna Alpert

Because there isn't already enough dumb stuff on the internet, I sometimes add some more. (she/her)

[Brianna Alpert @BBAlpert]

The United States benefiting from the "Rich Country" disease resistance perk is the single most unrealistic thing in Plague Inc, a game that also has a bonus campaign based on the movie Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

[Brianna Alpert @BBAlpert]

@niminightmare A thing I've seen work really well for charity streams is to pick a time of each hour to call for small donations (e.g. $5 on 55s, each X:55). Every bit adds up, the power of collective action!

[Brianna Alpert @BBAlpert]

@MissFaves Photographer at the photoshoot: "Ah sorry, the lighting wasn't quite right. Can we get that one more time?"
You, armless: *screaming*

[Brianna Alpert @BBAlpert]

@jadeeatskids Overcoming my obsessive nature and urge to "do things 'optimally' or don't bother do them at all" has been one of the big hurdles that I'm working on in my current effort to get fit.

Doing something is better than doing nothing! 💪

[Brianna Alpert @BBAlpert]

@jadeeatskids The disclaimer about Nippard's content being more for people who are already IN it and looking to optimize really rang true. His videos are great, but I kept falling into the "oh god there's so many ways i could be doing things WRONG, maybe it's better to not do it at all" trap.

[Brianna Alpert @BBAlpert]

@YahomieButters Man, I love Fauna...

[Brianna Alpert @BBAlpert]

@aretteepls Y'all look so good omg!

[Brianna Alpert @BBAlpert]

@falloutphan_ I think you're rad and a good person and a friend 💚

[Brianna Alpert @BBAlpert]

@isawken Ken, it's good to have you back

[Brianna Alpert @BBAlpert]

@VoidBurger omg congraaaaaaaaaaats!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brianna Alpert @BBAlpert]

@isawken Welcome back!

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

Calling an emergency council of the trans agenda. We're about to get an influx of cracked eggs and we do NOT have the infrastructure to handle that right now

[Brianna Alpert @BBAlpert]

@falloutphan_ @jpgghowell That is the gayest and best look ever, I love it!

[Brianna Alpert @BBAlpert]

Congratulations to The Mayor from @skulltenders on her transition!

[Brianna Alpert @BBAlpert]

@bloodberry_tart I gotta say, I popped off when I was listening to the season 2 wrap-up Skulltalkers, when adventure games came up and you were like "...have any of y'all played Waxworks?"

[Brianna Alpert @BBAlpert]

@aretteepls I feel like it wouldn't be the true Fear and Hunger experience if it wasn't at least a *little* bit weirdly bugged.

[Brianna Alpert @BBAlpert]

@TacoTitsday *having no idea what video you're talking about*

Uh oh, what happened this time?

[Jeri Ryan @JeriLRyan]

THAT’S my boy…!!!
Get’em, Bob. 🖖🏼👊🏼✊🏼💙🖖🏼@RobertPicardo

[Brianna Alpert @BBAlpert]

@allisuncos

[Brianna Alpert @BBAlpert]

@raeverie Feel better soon!