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a bona new Beeb Polari service for the benefit of any 1950s omi-palonies, Soho naff coves, and thesps who vada to stay clobbered up with the scandal

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Naff circumstances can force bona omi to do naff things

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Morgan McSweeney vadas his barney as Keir Starmer’s chief omee-palone, chinwagging he was the one for putting the idea in the UK PM’s lug to set up Lord Mandelson in his bijou position

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Morgan McSweeney resigns as Keir Starmer's chief of staff, saying he was responsible for advising UK PM to appoint Lord Mandelson https://t.co/ctyYhNg2w2

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🚨BREAKING🚨

Old twank Auntie Mandy nabbed on Bona Island

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UK government refers material to police after review of Mandelson-Epstein emails, Downing Street says https://t.co/ZMqk1uWA3a

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“Trump says he has a raspy voice today because was yelling to people about trade”

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Trump says he has a raspy voice today because he was yelling to people about trade.

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Our aris got sprayed

[Aris Roussinos @arisroussinos]

The manly shriek of me being pepper sprayed point blank in the face

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Thoroughly bona to vada all your dolly new eeks in my followers list

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@AndrewOrlowski You couldn’t afford it, dearie

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🚨OLD TWANK GETS NABBED BY ROUGH IN FLOWERY LATTY 🚨

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BREAKING: I understand former Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins - serving a 29-year sentence for child sex offences - has been murdered in Wakefield jail. More on @Channel4News shortly

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Labour has proposed an extended ban on bottom trawling https://t.co/w3JD1I3AMT

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🚨 NEW: Labour has proposed an extended ban on bottom trawling following Sir David Attenborough's criticism of the practice

The proposal would increase protected seabed by 12,000km²

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Bona donner Sarah Pochin claps “should you get blagged by Lilly for dragging up in cod foreign clobber?”

“Nishta” screeches Starmer

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Reform UK MP Sarah Pochin asks will PM “in the interest of public safety follow the lead of France, Denmark, Belgium and others and ban the burka?”

“I am not going to follow her down that line,” Keir Starmer says

#PMQs https://t.co/8YOewgIPba

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Trade gets mardy, tries to burn down old twank’s Downing Street lattie

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PM Keir Starmer tells MPs suspected arson attacks on properties linked to him are "attack" on democracy

https://t.co/BGyL7dFPrO

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Reform UK screeches it'll send its bona Elon Musk-style Department of Gaff Effish (Doge) crew into local auths

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Reform UK announces it will send its first Elon Musk-style Department of Government Efficiency (Doge) team into local authorities

https://t.co/PjINQD326f

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"Can you vada straight-up today that this [defence dosh] will defo be dollied?" @ChrisMasonBBC claps Keir Starmer

"Charper, I can," the PM vadas.

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"Can you unequivocally say today that this [defence spending] will definitely be delivered?" @ChrisMasonBBC asks Keir Starmer

"Yes I can," the PM says

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