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BBC Radio WM - Presenters who can't speak English properly!

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2.16 Paul Franks, "Sorry for Richie Anderson's faux pas. The pressure is getting to him."

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2.15pm. Paul Franks, "Let's hook up with Richie Andreson" ...........long, long silence........... Richie Anderson, "Oh shit!"

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6.23 am Johnny Palmer: "I've only been to West Australia, Sydney, Melbourne etc". (Johnny, we call that East Australia!)

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6.24 am. Daz Hale: "And you burn your 'tong' on the baked beans."Daz, 'Tongue' is pronounced 'tung'. It rhymes with rung.

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Kevin Pashley announced on the news: "Cyprus has accepted a £10m bailout." (No Kevin, that's small change. You should have said 10 billion!)

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Come on Franksy, you should know better. The word 'longevity' is pronounced lonjevety not long...

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Only 6 days to go to Ed Doolan's Sunday show. It's getting worse every week. Too painful to listen to.

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Sun 17 Feb. Ed Doolan, desperate to show he's not too old to be on air, introduces an 87 year old DJ. Turns out the old guy isn't kosher!

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3.21pm today. Danny Kelly: "... an Italian restauranter..." (No word in the English language as restauranter). You mean RESTAURATEUR.

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Sunday 10th Feb. Oh dear! Ed Doolan's show filled with embarrassing pauses and speaking over another presenter. Call it a day, Ed... Please?

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6.16 am Kevin Pashley: "The Education Sekkertary Michael Gove..." (Oh come on, Kevin, just call him the Education Chief)

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11.27 Adrian Goldberg: "We've got a second snippet now..." (Long silence) "Oh no we haven't. I thought we had!"

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11.25 Adrian Goldberg: "Let's hear a bit from the Destroyers" (Music plays) "Well that wasn't the Destroyers but it could have been them!"

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12.30pm B'ham City fan: "I came from Wales to B'ham 35 years ago," Richie Anderson: "So do you commute from Wales all the time now?"

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10.06 am Nick Conrad: "As we heard in the news, lad's mags should be positioned five to nine inches above the floor."

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10.00 am John Collins: "Lad's mags should be placed one and three quarter metres above the floor." (Shouldn't that be 1.75 metres?)

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Today, Adrian Goldberg commenting on the snow. "Age is no barrier, any of us can go arse over..... Oops, sorry for that."

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Today: Adrian Golberg, Noos, noos and yet more noos!

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6.31 am today. Kevin Pashley: "Bailiffs will be barred from harassing people who OWN money."

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6.22 am today. Pete Morgan: "The new GDP figures will be out today. GDP stands for Gross National Product."