John

I don’t feel so good

[John @BBKittyfu92]

Bills and Chargers on Fox is absolutely mind fucking me

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Chargers pick off Josh Allen with this WILD interception 😮

(via @NFL)

[John @BBKittyfu92]

In 2012 you wouldnt be able to convince me otherwise this guy wasn't gonna be the biggest thing in WWE for years to come.

[ABL @alleliteabl]

Real ones remember how good Alex Riley was 🔥

[John @BBKittyfu92]

Im so glad this chud didnt end up at Florida

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Lane Kiffin confronted Ole Miss reporter Ben Garrett last season after Garrett criticized Kiffin’s “career loyalty” 😳

Kiffin faces Ole Miss for the first time since becoming LSU HC 👀

(Via @TreyWallace)

[John @BBKittyfu92]

WWE working with another transphobe, what's fucking new

[Fightful Wrestling @Fightful]

Matt Matthews just casually did a head scissors

😂

#WWERAW

[Terry Schilling 🇺🇸 @Schilling1776]

Every dad, every man should read Patrick Clancy’s 911 call transcript.

Dawson was his first son. The first son to a father is an incredible bond that only God can accurately explain.

My gut is wrenching and I cannot stop thinking about it.

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: My wife tried to commit suicide.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Stay awake. How old is she?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: 31–33.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is she awake?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Yes.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is she breathing?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Yeah. Lindsay, what did you do to your neck? She’s talking.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: When did this happen?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Last half hour.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮����𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: How far did she fall?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: 20 feet.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is she responding normally?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: A little bit. Wake up!
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: What part of the body was injured?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Her neck. She’s breathing. Lindsay, look at me. Look at me.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Are there weapons?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: I don’t see any. Where are the kids?
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Do not move her.
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Open your eyes. Lindsay, look at me. Open your eyes. Say my name.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: I’m going to tell you how to stop the bleeding.
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: It’s not really bleeding… open wounds. She’s in the backyard.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is there something on her neck? Can you put pressure on it?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: No. Lindsay, wake up. They’re coming. Look at me.
𝗦𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘀. First responders arrive.
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: I need you to stay with her. I have to go check on my kids.
𝗜𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 / 𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁
𝗙𝗼𝗼𝘁𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗽𝘀.
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Guys? Guys?
Cora? Cora?
Dawson?
Oh no. Oh no!
Wake up!
Then screaming and gasping for an extended stretch.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: What’s going on? Hello?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Basement! Basement! Oh my God! I need help in the basement right now.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Hello? Hello?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Dawson! My buddy! My little boy! My buddy!
AHHHHH, SHE KILLED THE KIDS!!! Oh my God!

[John @BBKittyfu92]

College football is over man its sad

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

NEWS: Injunction granted by Judge William Jorden, paving the way for NCAA and SEC eligibility for more than 40 atheltes. That group includes potential LSU transfers Dae’Quan Wright and Zxavian Harris, setting up a seismic decision for LSU whether they put them on the roster, which is due tomorrow.

[John @BBKittyfu92]

If you have any doubts our goverment has been compromised. Every house member that voted for this is a traitor to our country

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: U.S. House passes bill to block federal aid to universities that boycott Israel.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: A whistle-blower at the U.S. Postal Service said Trump officials were defying court orders with a “secretive, rushed” effort affecting voting by mail. https://t.co/ZBoklOtvrQ

[John @BBKittyfu92]

Close enough... Welcome back 2013 Xbox One!!

[PlayStation @PlayStation]

Looking for something great to watch? ����

Live TV on PS5 launches today. Enjoy 100+ live channels with a growing selection of movies, TV, anime, sports, news, and more: https://t.co/YjO6WIewtV

[Thomas Kennedy @tomaskenn]

Grand jury finds DeSantis administration "misappropriated" $10 million meant for health insurance for low income children and steered it to political action committees. It also concluded that Ashley Moody, who was attorney general, was aware of this.
https://t.co/y8T72X74Uj

[John @BBKittyfu92]

I cant do this no more...

[TMZ @TMZ]

Tim Curry, the legendary film and TV actor has died at 80 💔🕊️ https://t.co/hK41OcFil5

[John @BBKittyfu92]

@RepFine Cant wait for your fat ass to self deport to hell where you belong

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Trump reported a staggering 1,051 trades in his June financial disclosure. Here are two of the more curious ones:

— June 18: Bought $250K–$500K in Boeing, the same day the Navy awarded Boeing an $880 million contract for P-8A training systems.

— June 23: Bought $15K–$50K in SpaceX, the same day NASA recorded a $425.6 million award to SpaceX.

[Disney @Disney]

Ready for a new adventure? 💛 An original Kingdom Hearts anime series inspired by the beloved video game franchise is coming soon to @DisneyChannel and @DisneyPlus

[John @BBKittyfu92]

I've given up on this country at this point. Gotta clear everyone out from top to very bottom.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: A Senate panel advances Todd Blanche’s nomination for attorney general after a deal with GOP holdouts over President Trump's IRS settlement. https://t.co/MQKjk5aqeJ

[John @BBKittyfu92]

Its our weekly "New deal has been reached" announcement to manipulate the markets on Monday so Trump and his cronies can acquire more wealth

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: President Trump claims Mideast allies have reached parameters of a deal to end the Iran war and says U.S. will hold off on new strikes. https://t.co/3Tn55Mncs8

[John @BBKittyfu92]

Surprised he has time to respond on Twitter wrestling all those matches as well as working with a Racist, transphobic boxer that abuses women

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Danhausen literally just got done wrestling at MSG and is wrestling at SummerSlam this weekend.

Enjoy your curse.

[John @BBKittyfu92]

Maga wrestling working with a Racist, Trans and Homophobe. Color me shocked...

[Triple H @TripleH]

Handle business.

Can’t wait to see @RyanGarcia on 9/12.
Watch #GarciaBenn on @paramountplus and see it live @tmobilearena!

https://t.co/GqgZDt6Odu

[John @BBKittyfu92]

Damn bro really about to go out Ring Chasing

[LeBron James @KingJames]

another championship.

I believe I can help make the Philadelphia 76ers a championship team and I am so excited to energize a new fan base and start this incredible journey one last time.  

Thank you LA. Miami I’ll forever love and Northeast Ohio will always home!

🙏🏾🫡👑

[John @BBKittyfu92]

Comment section gotta be filled with the most brain dead takes I've seen in a minute

[Wario64 @Wario64]

XBOX Insiders - "Today, we’re starting to test an ad-supported way to stream select games from your library for a limited time, available to XBOX Insiders."

During this test period, XBOX Insiders with an XBOX account will be able to stream games they own for free with ads. Players will have one hour session limits across supported devices and regions.

https://t.co/yxq88MU5rH