Birgit C

Passionate lyricist & rhymer.
Writer of all things writable.
Translator English to German & vice versa (yes, in rhyme too)
But first.... Coffee.

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@KimKardashian An ! mark is long overdue. The perfect spot for it 😊

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@KimKardashian

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@BuliTM @tumisole Vielen Dank 😉

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@BuliTM @tumisole Can I do the job online or does this absolutely require physical attendance? (Reside in Pretoria, available online 24/7).

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@RediTlhabi "Hey man!! F*ck off!!!" @ 00:30 😂😂😂

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@Eusebius @Radio702 @CapeTalk @Eusebius please ask your guest to which extent privacy is protected wrt an affair. Please also consider a talk on the law that was scratched wrt same (when 3rd party was responsible for the irretrievable breakdown of the marriage.)

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@KylieJenner Not that I think you need to but if you want to lose 25lb in just 4 weeks (28 days), msg me. I'll be happy to share the secret, support throughout and peptalk all the way. NB - no, you won't starve 😀

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@GordonRamsay My son couldn't go to hotel school because he's dyslexic and couldn't write theoretical exams 😕 he has a passion for food that'll make you cry. How I wish he could become an apprentice of the one and only GR.

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@JoyceMeyer Congrats on the celebration of your arrival on earth. May He who created and sent you bless you and keep you always ☆

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@KimKardashian @CFDA You're one of THE most beautiful women in the world. You should seriously find someone who'll help you dress the part and fire your designer!

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@RediTlhabi The average consumer's ego is too big to care about terms and conditions... and privacy :/

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@toxinews To us Germans a joke is not a laughing matter 😀

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@BigDaddyLiberty Polonialism... 😕

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@Kgotso51445470 @Julius_S_Malema Sad. Really really sad 😢

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@Julius_S_Malema Polonialism at its worst 😕

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@ZeldalaGrangeSA @News24 I can't. I just can't.

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@jenchentran You're only counted worthy by what you determine you're worth.

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@bonglez Keeping up with the Kartrashians 😀

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@RediTlhabi #WomenUnitedAgainstWomenAbusingWomen WUAWAW say that out loud, I dare you😂

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@micascotti @writevent Thank you. I'm afraid I'm just a plain old rhymer. Not an ounce of prose in me.