BabyYou’reBaked

hilarious things my baked s/o says 🌬#PuffPuffPeace | Genesis 1:29-30 🕊

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Him: A bunch of cops had somebody pulled over here the other day it was crazy

Her: I know I was with you.

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Him: I just opened Waze thinking it was Twitter dude. I’m baked

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@mrjohndarby You can say God it’s okay

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*Dips french fry in barbecue sauce*

Her: this taste like the 4th of July dude

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Her: Picture a shipping container full of rocks

Him: I’m picturing a submarine filled with brick

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*Walking by Auntie Annie’s pretzels*

Him: if I was pregnant that’s what I would be craving.

@AuntieAnnes

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@sexyasslimeball I’m tweaking you better not come over

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Every time 🙏🏼 #SundayMorning #ThanksBeToGod

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Him: Pepsi is root beer Coke
#babyyourbaked

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Him: Yo you taking a rip, or you hitting this bowl?

Her: I mean—

[Cheap Smoke! @cheapsmoke]

Being high in front of your parents is like trying to do your best impression of yourself.

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Today is our #TwitterAnniversary

Him: the crazy part about this account is that we have a hate comment. We must be getting big.

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Him: Capricorns? what are your pants called?

Her: Capris.

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@missyvapes Why does this look like our dog 😂

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Her: *talks for 35 minutes about a specific restaurant*

Him: let’s just go somewhere else

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Happy 420 #420day #BBYURBAKED

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Her: Hi, I’m John Wick and I’m reading for the part of Keanu Reeves.

#JohnWick #Stoned

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Him: people either write reviews because it’s a one star and they hated it, or it’s a five star and they absolutely loved it...Who takes the time to write a three star review on a hiking trail!

#Mmemberville #highthoughts #WeedLovers #BBYURBAKED

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*us trying to decide where to eat*

Him: Texas roadhouse has good vibes, I feel like at Longhorns you can hear people chewing.

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Just took some Wicked Sour edibles #420vibes